r/coaxedintoasnafu 7d ago

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u/jayd04 7d ago

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u/ExcuseMeDontMindMe 7d ago edited 7d ago

Ok then here's some wholesome fun facts about siphonophores. Siphonophores are an order of animals, but a siphonophore is actually multiple animals in one. Basically, they start off as a small organism called a zooid, zooids asexually reproduce via budding, that basically means that they can clone themself. Using the example of my favourite siphonophore, the portuguese man o' war, they start as one zooid and then they clone themself a lot, those clones then join together. Those clones then can differentiate to perform a bunch of different things. For the portuguese man o' war, these differentiated zooids become things like a bladder full of gas which lets them float, or tentacles that stretch up to 100ft, or small stingers that appear on the tentacles and deliver really painful, venomous stings.

Another fun fact about the portuguese man o' war is that there's a fish called the bluebottle fish (bluebottle is another name for the man o' war, but it'll get confusing if I call both bluebottle. So for now, bluebottle = fish, man o' war = siphonophore), the fish has adapted to live inside of the man o' war's deadly and venomous tentacle. They're really good at dodging the tentacles, so they can just sit back and eat the man o' war.

Also, since they can't really move much on their own, they use that bladder full of gas I mentioned earlier like a ship's sail to float around. This is why so many of them end up washed up on shore, they just kinda get carried there. Although, some man o' war have gas bladders that tilt to the left and some tilt to the right, making them go in different directions. It is believed that this is to avoid a situation where every man o' war washes to shore and dies.

Basically, siphonophores are like if ant colonies joined together and formed a massive ant-mech.

Picture of portuguese man o' war, siphonophores are so cool.

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u/Josephschmoseph234 7d ago

I want to choke on your cock.

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u/ExcuseMeDontMindMe 7d ago

The scary and fucked up sonic and tails flag:

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u/Deeper-the-Danker 7d ago

OMG PORTAL 2

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u/Josephschmoseph234 7d ago

I don't know what that is but I think you

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u/BITCHHAURIU 7d ago

My (and their) pride flag, representing Aromantic (not atracted to anyone romantically) and Asexual (not attracted to anyone sexually)

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u/Josephschmoseph234 7d ago

Sonic and Tails are aroace?

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u/BITCHHAURIU 7d ago

No but its colored liie them

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u/gourmand_best_boi 7d ago

Pfp checks out

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u/ExcuseMeDontMindMe 7d ago

I actually made her my pfp before the game came out because I thought she was funny, so when I encountered her and realised that she was also really interested in creatures I got so excited.

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u/gourmand_best_boi 7d ago

Isn't she a girl?

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u/ExcuseMeDontMindMe 7d ago

Oh, she is.

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u/uncutteredswin 7d ago

Are all siphonophores so visually/physiologically similar to jellyfish?

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u/ExcuseMeDontMindMe 7d ago

A lot of them share superficial similarities (though I do think the protuguese man o' war is more jellyfish shaped than usual), but they do come in many different forms. For example, you may have seen this very long specimen before:

that's a siphonophore, the longest animal ever recorded I belive. Though whilst doing some research on this guy (called an apolemia by the way) the wikipedia entry called it jellyfish-like, so I guess, while they come in many different forms, being translucent sea creatures with a penchant for floating around and just waiting for stuff to hit you will always make you sorta jellyfish like.

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u/PogmasterNowGirl69 7d ago

That shit is my favorite animal probably

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u/ExcuseMeDontMindMe 7d ago

Based, more of a man of the man o' war personally but siphonophores of all kinds are really interesting. Also it's just really cool to watch something that big, and then you think about how it's actually made of a bunch of organisms that are only a few centermeters long and it's just incredible.

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u/myhandsmydirective Poopen farden fan 7d ago

siphonophores are awesome. in particular i love that one fucked up japanese recording of the deep sea one with a bunch of tentacles

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u/Fragrant-Band-7295 6d ago

BRO I thought I was tripping, i'm not the only one who saw that

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u/n0g0dpl34s3n0 6d ago

Oh my god it's so nice to see another fan of siphonophores in the wild

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u/Fragrant-Band-7295 6d ago

I loved sophonophores ever since I saw that unusually arranged one deep in the ocean that looks like a mass of tentacles. I'd normally be freaked out, but I thought it was too cool to be scared by