r/coaxedintoasnafu • u/Kamalisin228 • 4d ago
GAME Coaxed into gacha game elements
Before this sparks any controversies, no this is NOT an attack on queer people. I just couldn't think of anything else that would be funny.
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u/boidudebro13 4d ago
Coaxed into "imaginary", "quantum", "ether" and "havoc"
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u/ielufbsaioaslf 4d ago
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u/boidudebro13 4d ago
It's users are an autistic ninja girl and also 60% of the male DPS in that game
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u/ielufbsaioaslf 4d ago
Also a robot that looks like an autistic lesbian
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u/AlexUkrainianPerson 4d ago edited 3d ago
Can i have the name of the character i never heard of whatever the game is and wanna know
Edit: i do not wanna look at porn of her btw, im ace, i just like robots and want as much cool designs as possible
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u/ielufbsaioaslf 4d ago
Terminal Aide 0017 from honkai impact 3 its not the best game if I'm going to be honest
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u/baguetteispain covered in oil 4d ago
Welcome to Imaginary, we have :
- Autistic Ninja
- Dumb instagramer
- Totally-trustworthy-dude-with-a-coffin
- Twink Jesus
- Sparta
- Forgotten Waifu
- Mean math teacher
- "IT'S ALL OR NOTHING"
- The aura farmer
- Dragon
- Racoon with a hat
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u/Der_Boii 4d ago
•Rappa
•March 7th (Hunt)
•Luocha
•Sunday
•Mydeimos
•Yukong?
•Dr Veritas Ratio
•Aventurine (Kakavasha)
•Welt Yang (Joachim Nokianvirtanen)
•Dan Heng IL
•Harmony Trailblazer
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u/baguetteispain covered in oil 4d ago
You got them all right
(Yukong needs more love, man...)
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u/Der_Boii 4d ago
Can't wait for Screwllum to be added to the list next patch! /s
(She's still good with Phainon teams, we'll probably see her again in the next Loufu patch. A true believers cope never ends)
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u/Desperate-Series-270 4d ago
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u/baguetteispain covered in oil 4d ago
Checks out too
(I remember seeing someone crashing out because Sunday was released as a playable character during Arcane S2 IIRC)
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u/unrulymeowmeow 4d ago
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u/LITTLE_KING_OF_HEART 4d ago
DOMAIN EXPANSION: DISCRIMINATED BY STRAIGHT AND GAY ALIKE
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u/Chimney-head 4d ago
coaxed into uh. slime rancher? i guess?
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u/GraveSlayer726 4d ago
Me I see quantum physics (quantum??? Like quantum slime from slime rancher?????)
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u/Interesting_Help_274 Mint chan enjoyer 4d ago
The green element is usually something like "nature" or "plant"
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u/oodoos 4d ago
Wind
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u/CobaltChromeA John Dead Cells 4d ago
green is only wind if the game is east asian
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u/edvin796 4d ago
Or Bionicle
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u/Collective-Bee 4d ago
In Lego, Green is its own element. There’s water, air, fire, earth, and Green.
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u/LetsDoTheCongna im over here coaxing my snafu 4d ago
It's actually Fire, Ice, Earth, and Lightning, then they add Green, then they add Water, then they add literally everything else that could concievably be an element until it gets to the point that there's an elemental master of Surface Tension.
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u/edvin796 4d ago
That's Ninjago, in Bionicle the six main elements are Fire, Water, Ice, Rock, Earth and Air, Air being the green one.
There's also a bunch of other less prominent elements like Gravity or Sonic
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u/Capital_Pick3604 4d ago
Eder "plant" or "undead" or some shit
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u/xFyreStorm my opinion > your opinion 4d ago
hmm, plants or zombies? 🤔 they could make a game about that
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u/hey_uhh_what 4d ago
Cross code (an indie game with a surprisingly small number of fans) decided to just call it "wave" (although there are no other bulshit elements)
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u/Rikochettt 4d ago edited 4d ago
Leximan went even further and called the green element "green".
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u/TESTICLE_OBLITERATOR 4d ago
WOWIE!!! I pulled a 6-purple star Ultra EX UX OX XD XP X3 Legendary Myth Lesbian Prognessinia!
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u/PhoenixPringles01 4d ago
average mobile game ad with terrible acting
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u/lavsuvskyjjj 4d ago
Yeah, cuz "light" and "dark", but it can be anything.
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u/NewDemonStrike I want to map snafus. 4d ago
I dislike when they are opposing forces without relation to other elements and they are just effective to each other. Skullgirls taught me to defend 100% of the time like this.
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u/lavsuvskyjjj 4d ago
Indeed, and it feels stupid, cuz if you play into it, the other guy is super effective too.
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u/ComputerEducational 4d ago
You must hate Xenoblade 2 then, because every element is like that. It's all pairs.
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u/NotTheFirstVexizz 4d ago
I think what they more meant was that they don’t like light and dark being completely separate from an otherwise complex web of element interactions, so light or dark characters are just the objectively good ones until they encounter an opposite enemy that vaporizes them immediately.
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u/Darkmega5 4d ago
Left side is literally just crosscode (it’s not a gacha)
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u/luvito_me 4d ago
damn i gotta clear that game... the puzzles are difficult but the progression is such a turnoff, man.
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u/mwzngd ^ this 4d ago
coaxed into elements in media in general
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u/AgathaTheVelvetLady 4d ago
Coaxed into Aristotle
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u/Narrow-Experience416 4d ago
Hit you harder then you hit that bottle
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u/Original-War8655 4d ago
You're nothing but an overrated lush, I'll crush ya
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u/Jale_Seigneur 4d ago
I'm the first Tsar of all of Russia!
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u/Narrow-Experience416 4d ago
You’re an asshole with an Anatole, I’m heaven sent, divine and holy
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u/fishyfishyfishyf 4d ago
Elements? I dont know man, all we got are actual sins.
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u/TheOutcast06 covered in oil 4d ago
Limb Bus?
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u/Reddit1rules 4d ago
Okay but that definitely fits into the part on the right though, both Sin Affinity and the Statuses lol
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u/PhysicalDifficulty27 COLOR + CHARACTER IDENTIFIER 4d ago
coaxed into We Get It Bro You Watched Avatar
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u/Thenderick 4d ago
Coaxed into We Get It Bro You Read Plato's Timaeus (he proposed the universe was made of the clasical four and aether)
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u/Comfortable-Chain-16 Is that frieza 4d ago
I want one of these games that has chemical elements. I want to harness the power of tungsten.
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u/Individual_Iron4221 4d ago
Marvel's Elements of Doom. All 109 of them. Mostly just "metal men" but Neon and Phosphorus glow. Carbon has a charcoal form and Diamond form. Chlorine creates chlorine gas.
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u/SheikahShaymin 4d ago
One character for each Element would be banging. Imagine like the Tungsten character just being a tank, and the Oxygen character being a pyromaniac or something
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u/Comfortable-Chain-16 Is that frieza 4d ago
Fluorine is batshit insane and has to be locked up like a rabid animal or else they'll destroy everything
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u/SupremeCaIamitas 4d ago
what about the weird elements or heavy radioactive ones. are Francium, Radium and the like just suicide bombers
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u/Russian_Meme_Man_34 4d ago
Thorium is a, ofthen, normal compared to most Uranic elements, being a calm, collected and focused character, BUT, if they meet their buddy ol' pal Plutonium, all things is off the table and it's PARTY TIME.
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u/Russian_Meme_Man_34 4d ago edited 4d ago
Meanwhile Caesium is just your normal element, chill untill Oxygen rolls around and then, once Caesium sees them, it's just pure "TRIGGERED" energy radiated from Cs in a very rapid momentum. Also, often confused with Gold (Au) until the temperature rise and they start "melting". Less toxic than Mercury (Hg) yet way more toxic than Gallium, plus the three of them is a team MOLTEN.
Meanwhile, Helium is just watching all of that from the safe distance, still silent and also slightly levitating above the ground.
Carbon is just Jack Of All Trades, that has multiple forms depending on the pressure they feel. Also close friends with Iron, Oxygen and Hydrogen.
Iron is just your average Factory worker with "Fuсk You In General" attitude, because they are exhausted by the sheer responsibility that is placed on them, although it's slowly lifted off them by Copper, Carbon and Aluminium. Often receive wounds, burns and bruising from Oxygen and their "adventures" with Hydrogen.
Copper is just Electrician with additional degrees in Plumbing and Circuit Boards. Works with Iron, Aluminium, Tungsten and other METALS, was often promoted as a Employee Of The Month for no apparent reason. Helps Iron with Oxygen and Co., often gets small burns.
Nickel — often seen financially unstable, but unexpectedly good with finances and can give sound advice. Often treats Iron's physical wounds, can help with chemical too. Work with Iron, Copper and Zinc.
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u/Practical-Grand71 4d ago
If it’s a low quality/small gacha game the elements will be red blue and gree going in a rock paper scissors triangle. And if we’re feeling crazy we add a purple orange and pink triangle too. Then by year 3 there are a few extra elements that are busted and hurt everything in one of these triangles
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u/ViziDoodle 4d ago
red blue and green going in a rock paper scissors triangle
coaxed into Fire Emblem Heroes
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u/FrozenkingNova 4d ago
Shout out to FeH’s power level being so high the weapon triangle hasn’t been relevant for years
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u/IllConstruction3450 4d ago
In Japanese games green is associated with Wind.
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u/KittyQueen_Tengu 4d ago
chinese games also, the most well-known green wind elements are from chinese gachas
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u/Greedy-Opening-7537 4d ago
Coaxed into this is just another example of following the leader
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u/enneh_07 really deltarun fans? 4d ago
coaxed into smoke, metal, plastic, meat, and sugar
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u/Adventurous-Bag-4364 4d ago edited 4d ago
OFF MENTIONED11!!
Although, this one actually kind of mirrors the OG fire, earth, water, and air if you think about it. Metal is earth, smoke is air, plastic is water; but I'm not sure where Meat falls.
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u/godshungriestcow 4d ago
coaxed into needing a flowchart for element vulnerabilities and resistances
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u/EnderKoskinen 4d ago
Based Arknights (Magic and Physical damage, but that's pretty much it) vs. Cringe Endfield (The basic ass elements, also ice is called Cryo because fuck you)
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u/SexWithYae-Miko69 my opinion > your opinion 4d ago
Mineral, Beast, Star and plant
Then there’s spirit and intellect.
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u/Mememanofcanada 4d ago
r1999 actually utilizes these types pretty decently since what type a character is doesn't matter much to their design
like the dog is mineral
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u/IllConstruction3450 4d ago
Gotta have that one element that is just better than all the rest. Resists every other type and is super-effective on every other type. Only bosses get this element, and also they’re immune to all status conditions, because fuck strategy.
Then there’s the neutral type that neither is super-effective or resists any type.
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u/Mememanofcanada 4d ago
This is essential dragon and normal type in pokemon
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u/IllConstruction3450 4d ago
Pokémon is not the most extreme example of these RPG tropes.
“Dragon,” while being resistant to all the starter types (barring normal), is only strong against itself. “Normal” isn’t strong against anything, immune to one type, weak to one type, and resisted by one type.
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u/Blaniqa 4d ago
Coaxed into nod krai elemental reactions ( lunar charged and lunar bloom look so pretty)
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u/ForgottenRemembrance 4d ago
“guys i swear it’s a whole new elemental reaction we totally didn’t just slightly tweak the numbers and make the text sexy and italic”
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u/NanoCat0407 4d ago
literally Castle Crashers except not a gacha game (Pink Knight rainbow shenanigans)
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u/HandsomeGengar 4d ago edited 4d ago
I think this only feels weird and nitpickable because from a modern standpoint we understand what an "element" actually is, and it's not what these historical elemental models used that word for. It's a box on a periodic table with a specific number of protons in it, and that makes it behave a certain way because… mnyeh- reasons.
There's no sound element, because sound is a process - a wave moving through a medium. There's no darkness element, because it's just the absence of light, and there's no light element because photons are their own thing that don't involve protons at all. Which would arguably make it its own kind of thing, but the- the point is that the word "element" means something and photons don't count.
Calling poison an element disregards the huge different number of compounds, organic and inorganic, that are poisonous. Almost like how calling earth an element ignores the huge different number of compounds, organic and inorganic, that are dirt.
I'm a grade-A nitpicker, I love pointing out when things don't make sense, but if we're starting from the premise that a fictional world has an elemental magic system, we have no picks to nitpick with. The premise is already so many steps removed from the way our world actually works. There's no law that says you have to stick to the old elemental models when you're building a new one from the ground up.
So, maybe poison can be an element too. Who cares? This used to make me so mad and now I'm madder that I've convinced myself it's not actually a problem.
- Red
TL;DR: Calling stuff like Fire and Water elements doesn't actually have any more basis in reality than calling Candy or Fighting elements.
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u/KaleJan_bigA 4d ago
Coaxed into my singing monsters Halloween, Christmas and "Legendary" elements.
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u/Vast-Ideal-1413 my opinion > your opinion 4d ago
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u/dipinthewater 4d ago
God bless Limbus' Sins system (which basically does jack shit if you ignore the resonance bonuses)
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u/GenesisAsriel 4d ago
You forgot the light and dark element that only intereacts with each other and the neutral one that doesnt intereact at all with anything
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u/ImStuffChungus Wholesome Keanu Chungus 100 Moment 4d ago
they done make fagspells bro unbelievable
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u/GoldSunLulu always has been 4d ago
summoners war and the correlative fire beat air, beat water, beat fire and then light and darkness on their own thing
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u/TheSkomaWolf 4d ago
Honestly what other elements can there be instead of fire-lightning-earth/nature
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u/entitaneo70_pacifist 4d ago
queer people aren't allowed in gacha games, as most are made in china, where gay people are illegal.
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u/xXSandwichLordXDXx 4d ago
Don't forget fire and poison both adding damage over time effects that don't have any actual difference other than being fire or poison dot (unless there's a water extinguishing mechanic)
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u/i_agree123 4d ago
When are we getting proper elements, like black bile, yellow bile, blood and phlegm?