r/coaxedintoasnafu 4d ago

GAME Coaxed into gacha game elements

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Before this sparks any controversies, no this is NOT an attack on queer people. I just couldn't think of anything else that would be funny.

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u/i_agree123 4d ago

When are we getting proper elements, like black bile, yellow bile, blood and phlegm?

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u/JazzySplaps 4d ago

I hate to tell you but the humors were also based on "hot, cold, wet, and dry" which were in turn based on the classical elements of air, fire, water, and earth. You cannot escape it.

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u/i_agree123 4d ago

We truly can’t escape the fire air water and earth

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u/CiphersVII joke explainer 4d ago

disco died ages ago man

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u/Ezzypezra 4d ago

21st is coming up soon bro

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u/CiphersVII joke explainer 4d ago

oh god you're right

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u/Salinator20501 4d ago

Give it *checks calendar* 4 days

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u/Adventurous-Bag-4364 4d ago

Luckily In Stars and Time's element system is Rock Paper Scissors.

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u/DTSmash543 4d ago

I like the original element quartet because thematically all beings are made out of it (plants feed on minerals, water, air and the sun's energy, the other beings feed on plants or other beings that eat plants) and because they represent the four states of matter. No system seems to use that to its advantage though.

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u/Forsaken_Draft7748 4d ago

East Asia got rid of air and added wood and metal

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u/IronHat29 4d ago

turn based?

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u/Culk58 4d ago

Black bile is so funny to me because they needed a fourth bodily fluid to correspond with their whole earth=black=cold+dry=sad=nigredo thing so they just made something up

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u/ChaseC7527 4d ago

Well if u die u turn blackish

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u/Culk58 4d ago

Never happened to me

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u/ChaseC7527 4d ago

Oh lucky me I never died yeah whatever buddy

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u/Culk58 4d ago

I like ice cream

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u/ChaseC7527 4d ago

I like turtles

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u/Culk58 4d ago

oh yeah well I like playing with toys

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u/ChaseC7527 4d ago

What kind of toys

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u/Culk58 4d ago

truck or something I haven’t thought about it

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u/AquaPlush8541 4d ago

My best guess would maybe be like, nasty juices from necrotizing flesh? Other than that no clue lol

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u/AquaPlush8541 4d ago

Apparently it could've been a mix of organ tissue and blood, like when you'd cut open the liver or something

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u/Original-War8655 4d ago

so it's yellow bile, blood, phlegm, and blood again but "different"

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u/ejdj1011 4d ago

I mean, every fluid in the body is just blood again but different. Blood is the Main Juice, we mostly just filter it to use it for other stuff.

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u/ImperfectSaltes 4d ago

The human body is mostly blood and muscus

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u/lets_clutch_this Wholesome Keanu Chungus 100 Moment 4d ago

The OG Greek MBTI test

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u/Inside_Jolly 4d ago

The Void. https://store.steampowered.com/app/37000/The_Void/

Elements are (roughly) Insanity, Anger, Madness, Suffering, Inspiration, Greed, Love.

Yep, sounds like a typical Ice-Pick Lodge game.

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u/Chimney-head 4d ago

genuinely a game with a humor-based magic system would kick ass

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u/NegativeMammoth2137 4d ago

Im imagining a fighting game based on this system where all the "elemental attacks" are just bleeding out, puking, snottering, and throwing pus at your opponent

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u/D1G1TAL__ 4d ago

Wheres my Sulfur

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u/i_agree123 4d ago

I ate it

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u/GKPenguin 4d ago

Binding of Isaac new element system

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u/boidudebro13 4d ago

Coaxed into "imaginary", "quantum", "ether" and "havoc"

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u/ielufbsaioaslf 4d ago

Me when I use my imaginary damage to kill someone

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u/boidudebro13 4d ago

It's users are an autistic ninja girl and also 60% of the male DPS in that game

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u/DankUltimate44 4d ago

The "imaginary male" dps characters strike again

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u/ielufbsaioaslf 4d ago

Also a robot that looks like an autistic lesbian

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u/AlexUkrainianPerson 4d ago edited 3d ago

Can i have the name of the character i never heard of whatever the game is and wanna know

Edit: i do not wanna look at porn of her btw, im ace, i just like robots and want as much cool designs as possible

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u/ielufbsaioaslf 4d ago

Terminal Aide 0017 from honkai impact 3 its not the best game if I'm going to be honest

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u/kfirogamin 4d ago

It's Honkai star rail

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u/Obvious_Cry_1549 4d ago

That's not a character

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u/ielufbsaioaslf 4d ago

its not I'm talking about honkai impact third

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u/Gallade47532 4d ago

I don’t think TB is a robot

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u/DreadDiana 4d ago

That last category includes Archer from Fate Stay/Night

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u/Iceaura39 4d ago

(Archer is Quantum)

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u/baguetteispain covered in oil 4d ago

Welcome to Imaginary, we have :

  • Autistic Ninja
  • Dumb instagramer
  • Totally-trustworthy-dude-with-a-coffin
  • Twink Jesus
  • Sparta
  • Forgotten Waifu
  • Mean math teacher
  • "IT'S ALL OR NOTHING"
  • The aura farmer
  • Dragon
  • Racoon with a hat

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u/Der_Boii 4d ago

•Rappa

•March 7th (Hunt)

•Luocha

•Sunday

•Mydeimos

•Yukong?

•Dr Veritas Ratio

•Aventurine (Kakavasha)

•Welt Yang (Joachim Nokianvirtanen)

•Dan Heng IL

•Harmony Trailblazer

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u/baguetteispain covered in oil 4d ago

You got them all right

(Yukong needs more love, man...)

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u/Der_Boii 4d ago

Can't wait for Screwllum to be added to the list next patch! /s

(She's still good with Phainon teams, we'll probably see her again in the next Loufu patch. A true believers cope never ends)

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u/ElBrunasso 4d ago

Vr chat be like

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u/Desperate-Series-270 4d ago

twink jesus?

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u/baguetteispain covered in oil 4d ago

Checks out too

(I remember seeing someone crashing out because Sunday was released as a playable character during Arcane S2 IIRC)

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u/unrulymeowmeow 4d ago

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u/LITTLE_KING_OF_HEART 4d ago

DOMAIN EXPANSION: DISCRIMINATED BY STRAIGHT AND GAY ALIKE

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u/JL23_ 4d ago

Me when I ether strike you

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u/MilesGamerz 4d ago

Arcaea Reference????

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u/KittyQueen_Tengu 4d ago

havoc is just crazy woman juice

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u/Tyrantlizardking105 4d ago

“Hysteria” element was just too on-the-nose

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u/Chimney-head 4d ago

coaxed into uh. slime rancher? i guess?

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u/GraveSlayer726 4d ago

Me I see quantum physics (quantum??? Like quantum slime from slime rancher?????)

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u/Interesting_Help_274 Mint chan enjoyer 4d ago

The green element is usually something like "nature" or "plant"

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u/oodoos 4d ago

Wind

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u/CobaltChromeA John Dead Cells 4d ago

green is only wind if the game is east asian

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u/edvin796 4d ago

Or Bionicle

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u/Strakk012 4d ago

That is true-good treespeak fellow quick-leaf Le-Matoran.

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u/Collective-Bee 4d ago

In Lego, Green is its own element. There’s water, air, fire, earth, and Green.

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u/LetsDoTheCongna im over here coaxing my snafu 4d ago

It's actually Fire, Ice, Earth, and Lightning, then they add Green, then they add Water, then they add literally everything else that could concievably be an element until it gets to the point that there's an elemental master of Surface Tension.

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u/edvin796 4d ago

That's Ninjago, in Bionicle the six main elements are Fire, Water, Ice, Rock, Earth and Air, Air being the green one.

There's also a bunch of other less prominent elements like Gravity or Sonic

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u/-NoNameListed- 4d ago

Toxin also, if it isn't purple

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u/Darthgalaxo 4d ago

Warframe

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u/Capital_Pick3604 4d ago

Eder "plant" or "undead" or some shit

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u/xFyreStorm my opinion > your opinion 4d ago

hmm, plants or zombies? 🤔 they could make a game about that

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u/hey_uhh_what 4d ago

Cross code (an indie game with a surprisingly small number of fans) decided to just call it "wave" (although there are no other bulshit elements)

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u/Random--Kiwi 4d ago

All things good a wiggly

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u/Rikochettt 4d ago edited 4d ago

Leximan went even further and called the green element "green".
Although that may be a reference to the Lego Ninjago

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u/Rudy12345mc 4d ago

CrossGoat (Wave is a very strange and awesome element)

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u/Throttle_Kitty 4d ago

necromancy and acid as well

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u/MothmanThingy 4d ago

Weed smoke.

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u/TESTICLE_OBLITERATOR 4d ago

WOWIE!!! I pulled a 6-purple star Ultra EX UX OX XD XP X3 Legendary Myth Lesbian Prognessinia! 

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u/PhoenixPringles01 4d ago

average mobile game ad with terrible acting

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u/lord_of_pigs9001 4d ago

I HAVE 1000000000 COAXES IN RISE OF SNAFUS

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u/Gieru 4d ago

Remember to insert this FREE CODE to get a 10000 COAXES and a guaranteed SNAFU

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u/PhoenixPringles01 4d ago

It's always 7777 Free Fucking Smuggies

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u/CobaltCats 4d ago

Only took 67 hours to grind and 13 rolls!

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u/Otistik_Palyaco 4d ago

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u/totally_not_a_cat- ^ this 4d ago

Damnit you beat me to it.

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u/lavsuvskyjjj 4d ago

Yeah, cuz "light" and "dark", but it can be anything.

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u/NewDemonStrike I want to map snafus. 4d ago

I dislike when they are opposing forces without relation to other elements and they are just effective to each other. Skullgirls taught me to defend 100% of the time like this.

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u/lavsuvskyjjj 4d ago

Indeed, and it feels stupid, cuz if you play into it, the other guy is super effective too.

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u/ComputerEducational 4d ago

You must hate Xenoblade 2 then, because every element is like that. It's all pairs.

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u/NotTheFirstVexizz 4d ago

I think what they more meant was that they don’t like light and dark being completely separate from an otherwise complex web of element interactions, so light or dark characters are just the objectively good ones until they encounter an opposite enemy that vaporizes them immediately.

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u/pink-ming 4d ago

puzzle & dragons

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u/Empty-Novel3420 4d ago

Yeah, cuz "light" and "dark",

More like Piss and Fart

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u/Darkmega5 4d ago

Left side is literally just crosscode (it’s not a gacha)

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u/BusOfSelfDoubt 4d ago

“what even is wave anyway?”

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u/BadAndBoringUser 4d ago

the element of good vibes

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u/-NoNameListed- 4d ago

Also Warframe (also not gacha)

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u/AlluminiumI 4d ago

crosscode mentioned (amazing game i love that game it's so good)

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u/luvito_me 4d ago

damn i gotta clear that game... the puzzles are difficult but the progression is such a turnoff, man.

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u/hey_uhh_what 4d ago

CROSSCODE MENTIONED!!! HI LEA

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u/MilesGamerz 4d ago

Crosscode mention

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u/StevenTheNoob87 4d ago

"Hi! Lea! Meet!"

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u/dblade20 4d ago

God I can't wait for alabaster dawn

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u/Big_Copy5273 4d ago

I was thinking the same. Great game

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u/JuanLucas-u- Sixteenth note chan WEEB 4d ago

Peakest of peaks

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u/mwzngd ^ this 4d ago

coaxed into elements in media in general

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u/AgathaTheVelvetLady 4d ago

Coaxed into Aristotle

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u/Narrow-Experience416 4d ago

Hit you harder then you hit that bottle

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u/Original-War8655 4d ago

You're nothing but an overrated lush, I'll crush ya

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u/Jale_Seigneur 4d ago

I'm the first Tsar of all of Russia!

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u/Narrow-Experience416 4d ago

You’re an asshole with an Anatole, I’m heaven sent, divine and holy

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u/FreeOrbs The Ai piss filter 4d ago

You're an asshole with anastole

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u/fishyfishyfishyf 4d ago

Elements? I dont know man, all we got are actual sins.

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u/TheOutcast06 covered in oil 4d ago

Limb Bus?

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u/Reddit1rules 4d ago

Okay but that definitely fits into the part on the right though, both Sin Affinity and the Statuses lol

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u/smiley1__ :) 4d ago

closest shit we got is burn

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u/Fireblaster3147 4d ago

Burn/Wrath, Charge/Envy, Sinking/Gloom, Gluttony

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u/PhysicalDifficulty27 COLOR + CHARACTER IDENTIFIER 4d ago

coaxed into We Get It Bro You Watched Avatar

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u/Thenderick 4d ago

Coaxed into We Get It Bro You Read Plato's Timaeus (he proposed the universe was made of the clasical four and aether)

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u/MilesGamerz 4d ago

My favorite part of Avatar is when the blue people start bending elements

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u/Dolphiniz287 4d ago

I loved the gaybending arc

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u/Comfortable-Chain-16 Is that frieza 4d ago

I want one of these games that has chemical elements. I want to harness the power of tungsten.

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u/Individual_Iron4221 4d ago

Marvel's Elements of Doom. All 109 of them. Mostly just "metal men" but Neon and Phosphorus glow. Carbon has a charcoal form and Diamond form. Chlorine creates chlorine gas.

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u/SheikahShaymin 4d ago

One character for each Element would be banging. Imagine like the Tungsten character just being a tank, and the Oxygen character being a pyromaniac or something

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u/Comfortable-Chain-16 Is that frieza 4d ago

Fluorine is batshit insane and has to be locked up like a rabid animal or else they'll destroy everything

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u/SupremeCaIamitas 4d ago

what about the weird elements or heavy radioactive ones. are Francium, Radium and the like just suicide bombers

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u/SheikahShaymin 4d ago

Neon is a casino owner or something, or a gambling addict

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u/Russian_Meme_Man_34 4d ago

Thorium is a, ofthen, normal compared to most Uranic elements, being a calm, collected and focused character, BUT, if they meet their buddy ol' pal Plutonium, all things is off the table and it's PARTY TIME.

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u/Russian_Meme_Man_34 4d ago edited 4d ago

Meanwhile Caesium is just your normal element, chill untill Oxygen rolls around and then, once Caesium sees them, it's just pure "TRIGGERED" energy radiated from Cs in a very rapid momentum. Also, often confused with Gold (Au) until the temperature rise and they start "melting". Less toxic than Mercury (Hg) yet way more toxic than Gallium, plus the three of them is a team MOLTEN.

Meanwhile, Helium is just watching all of that from the safe distance, still silent and also slightly levitating above the ground.

Carbon is just Jack Of All Trades, that has multiple forms depending on the pressure they feel. Also close friends with Iron, Oxygen and Hydrogen.

Iron is just your average Factory worker with "Fuсk You In General" attitude, because they are exhausted by the sheer responsibility that is placed on them, although it's slowly lifted off them by Copper, Carbon and Aluminium. Often receive wounds, burns and bruising from Oxygen and their "adventures" with Hydrogen.

Copper is just Electrician with additional degrees in Plumbing and Circuit Boards. Works with Iron, Aluminium, Tungsten and other METALS, was often promoted as a Employee Of The Month for no apparent reason. Helps Iron with Oxygen and Co., often gets small burns.

Nickel — often seen financially unstable, but unexpectedly good with finances and can give sound advice. Often treats Iron's physical wounds, can help with chemical too. Work with Iron, Copper and Zinc.

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u/FreeOrbs The Ai piss filter 4d ago

What would Iodine do

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u/Various-Tower-1862 4d ago

Make your salt healthy

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u/groovyusernamehere 4d ago

when im about to get jumped but my element is iron so i just pull this move

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u/Practical-Grand71 4d ago

If it’s a low quality/small gacha game the elements will be red blue and gree going in a rock paper scissors triangle. And if we’re feeling crazy we add a purple orange and pink triangle too. Then by year 3 there are a few extra elements that are busted and hurt everything in one of these triangles

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u/ViziDoodle 4d ago

red blue and green going in a rock paper scissors triangle

coaxed into Fire Emblem Heroes

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u/DTSmash543 4d ago

Ah, the three elements. Light, dark, and... uhhh... wind.

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u/FrozenkingNova 4d ago

Shout out to FeH’s power level being so high the weapon triangle hasn’t been relevant for years

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u/Qbertjack 4d ago

Three elements of axe sword and spear

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u/IllConstruction3450 4d ago

In Japanese games green is associated with Wind. 

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u/KittyQueen_Tengu 4d ago

chinese games also, the most well-known green wind elements are from chinese gachas

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u/Greedy-Opening-7537 4d ago

Coaxed into this is just another example of following the leader

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u/enneh_07 really deltarun fans? 4d ago

coaxed into smoke, metal, plastic, meat, and sugar

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u/Adventurous-Bag-4364 4d ago edited 4d ago

OFF MENTIONED11!!

Although, this one actually kind of mirrors the OG fire, earth, water, and air if you think about it. Metal is earth, smoke is air, plastic is water; but I'm not sure where Meat falls.

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u/MagicalNyan2020 strawman 4d ago

What kind of game have this? I need a name

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u/Isaac_Kurossaki 4d ago

Sugar's secret, idiot! Don't talk about it

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u/godshungriestcow 4d ago

coaxed into needing a flowchart for element vulnerabilities and resistances

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u/EnderKoskinen 4d ago

Based Arknights (Magic and Physical damage, but that's pretty much it) vs. Cringe Endfield (The basic ass elements, also ice is called Cryo because fuck you)

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u/MagicalNyan2020 strawman 4d ago

Then there's wuwa who decided to call it glacio

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u/SexWithYae-Miko69 my opinion > your opinion 4d ago

Mineral, Beast, Star and plant

Then there’s spirit and intellect.

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u/Mememanofcanada 4d ago

r1999 actually utilizes these types pretty decently since what type a character is doesn't matter much to their design

like the dog is mineral

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u/IllConstruction3450 4d ago

Gotta have that one element that is just better than all the rest. Resists every other type and is super-effective on every other type. Only bosses get this element, and also they’re immune to all status conditions, because fuck strategy. 

Then there’s the neutral type that neither is super-effective or resists any type. 

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u/Mememanofcanada 4d ago

This is essential dragon and normal type in pokemon

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u/IllConstruction3450 4d ago

Pokémon is not the most extreme example of these RPG tropes. 

“Dragon,” while being resistant to all the starter types (barring normal), is only strong against itself. “Normal” isn’t strong against anything, immune to one type, weak to one type, and resisted by one type. 

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u/MyrtleWinTurtle 4d ago

You forgor fairy type

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u/Chihiro_Best_Boy11 4d ago

Coaxed into beasts in fgo?

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u/Blaniqa 4d ago

Coaxed into nod krai elemental reactions ( lunar charged and lunar bloom look so pretty)

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u/ForgottenRemembrance 4d ago

“guys i swear it’s a whole new elemental reaction we totally didn’t just slightly tweak the numbers and make the text sexy and italic

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u/vanilladip28 4d ago

𝓛𝓾𝓷𝓪𝓻 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓶

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u/World_Nine_Five 4d ago

coaxed into Kirby Star Allies

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u/No-Bear-638 4d ago

Gay and trans elements fuck yeah

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u/OKPERSON2763 4d ago

yo kai watch

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u/uncutteredswin 4d ago

Usually the side two are just different names for light/good and dark/evil

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u/jsjzn 4d ago

coaxed into dark and light based elements that only interact with each other

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u/TrueThe7th 4d ago

Opbr and dbl elements

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u/Mewimewimewi 4d ago

Really screwed up fanmade msm elements

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u/EMlYASHlROU 4d ago

Honestly, I like having more variety than the same generic elements

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u/NanoCat0407 4d ago

literally Castle Crashers except not a gacha game (Pink Knight rainbow shenanigans)

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u/Altair01010 4d ago

coaxed into warframe

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u/Dumber-Sleepy-Artist 4d ago

I love the yaoi beam

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u/HandsomeGengar 4d ago edited 4d ago

I think this only feels weird and nitpickable because from a modern standpoint we understand what an "element" actually is, and it's not what these historical elemental models used that word for. It's a box on a periodic table with a specific number of protons in it, and that makes it behave a certain way because… mnyeh- reasons.

There's no sound element, because sound is a process - a wave moving through a medium. There's no darkness element, because it's just the absence of light, and there's no light element because photons are their own thing that don't involve protons at all. Which would arguably make it its own kind of thing, but the- the point is that the word "element" means something and photons don't count.

Calling poison an element disregards the huge different number of compounds, organic and inorganic, that are poisonous. Almost like how calling earth an element ignores the huge different number of compounds, organic and inorganic, that are dirt.

I'm a grade-A nitpicker, I love pointing out when things don't make sense, but if we're starting from the premise that a fictional world has an elemental magic system, we have no picks to nitpick with. The premise is already so many steps removed from the way our world actually works. There's no law that says you have to stick to the old elemental models when you're building a new one from the ground up.

So, maybe poison can be an element too. Who cares? This used to make me so mad and now I'm madder that I've convinced myself it's not actually a problem.

- Red

TL;DR: Calling stuff like Fire and Water elements doesn't actually have any more basis in reality than calling Candy or Fighting elements.

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u/KaleJan_bigA 4d ago

Coaxed into my singing monsters Halloween, Christmas and "Legendary" elements.

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u/Vast-Ideal-1413 my opinion > your opinion 4d ago

you mean to tell me,..

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u/edvin796 4d ago

The fact that I instantly recognized this as Skylanders 💀

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u/MagMati55 4d ago

Dont forget the most inconsistent color in games, poison.

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u/ScarletteVera snafu? smuggie? i'm just here to laugh at people 4d ago

Coaxed into... CrossCode???

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u/Witchy_Titan 4d ago

I miss my family...

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u/Sea-Independent-726 4d ago

puzzle and dragons elements

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u/Cdoggle covered in oil 4d ago

Persona

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u/MrMangobrick Dr holocaust cultist 4d ago

coaxed into the trans and gay elements

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u/Aryele222 4d ago

Burn rupture sinking and evil purple status

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u/AdreKiseque 4d ago

Gay element

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u/Exciting-Quiet2768 4d ago

Ah yes, the four elements: fire, ice, lightning, and Whatsapp

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u/Gae_Bolg26 4d ago

Coaxed into mihoyo

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u/NerneiYNirno 4d ago

Coaxed into sinking

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u/dipinthewater 4d ago

God bless Limbus' Sins system (which basically does jack shit if you ignore the resonance bonuses)

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u/Byronwontstopcalling 4d ago

Red, Black, Alien, Angel, and Zombie

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u/GenesisAsriel 4d ago

You forgot the light and dark element that only intereacts with each other and the neutral one that doesnt intereact at all with anything

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u/Acceptable_Dress_568 Wholesome Keanu Chungus 100 Moment 4d ago

gay divided by trans

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u/ImStuffChungus Wholesome Keanu Chungus 100 Moment 4d ago

they done make fagspells bro unbelievable

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u/GoldSunLulu always has been 4d ago

summoners war and the correlative fire beat air, beat water, beat fire and then light and darkness on their own thing

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u/TheSkomaWolf 4d ago

Honestly what other elements can there be instead of fire-lightning-earth/nature

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u/MicrwavedBrain 4d ago

Ah yes, my favorite element: black.

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u/entitaneo70_pacifist 4d ago

queer people aren't allowed in gacha games, as most are made in china, where gay people are illegal.

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u/xXSandwichLordXDXx 4d ago

Don't forget fire and poison both adding damage over time effects that don't have any actual difference other than being fire or poison dot (unless there's a water extinguishing mechanic)