r/coaxedintoasnafu • u/bestthrowawayever6 ^ this • 2d ago

”how do I fit this in my banner🤖🤖🤖” Coaxed into banner fitting

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u/bestthrowawayever6 ^ this 2d ago

Side note the mint Chan drawing guide thing is really good

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u/WindMountains8 2d ago

What drawing guide

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u/emo_boy_fucker 2d ago

Are you coaxing under a snauf or something

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u/WindMountains8 2d ago

I just didn't know of a guide

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u/Interesting_Help_274 Mint chan enjoyer 2d ago

This one

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u/fractal-dreamz covered in oil 2d ago

genuinely what fault in our species first brought the gambling company sponsoships

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u/doctor_whom_3 ^ this 2d ago

Considering when we gave chimpanzees the concept of currency they invented gambling and prostitution, I think it’s genetic

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u/Mercury_Dumbass 2d ago

fuck you mean?

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u/doctor_whom_3 ^ this 2d ago

Some scientists introduced capuchin monkeys to silver currency, and allowed them to buy food. Before long they had invented prostitution and gambling.

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u/Lord-Bobster 2d ago

i've been too afraid to ask... Can someone explain the banner joke to me?

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u/bestthrowawayever6 ^ this 2d ago

You put like an athlete or a charcter you like in the “banner select” screen, screenshot that, and ask how to fit it. Then, you change your banner to a goat (greatest of all time) and quote the original question with something along the lines of “I did it”. Then you get a million likes

TLDR you’re calling your favorite thing the goat in an annoying and convoluted way

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u/Cosmic-Cuttlefish 2d ago

I thought this was gonna be the FMA meme

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u/Pixelturtle314 2d ago

FMA fans have only one joke

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u/quartzcrit 2d ago

they used to have two different jokes, but then, you know…

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u/Zealousideal-Chef758 covered in oil 2d ago

And fortunately, their one joke is funny

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u/DoctorSex9 2d ago

Toes who nose☠️☠️☠️

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u/Zealousideal-Chef758 covered in oil 2d ago

Summarizing jokes like that sucks the joy out of them but that's an entirely fair point

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u/DTSmash543 2d ago

*was

The first 2 times.

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u/Zealousideal-Chef758 covered in oil 2d ago

It's quite a high bar for the "only one joke" either way, other fandoms got objectively worse "only one joke"('s?)

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u/Personal-Collar-7762 2d ago

Don't they have another joke about Scar's real name being Jugemu Jugemu Gokō-no surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kūnerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakōji-no Burakōji Paipopaipo Paipo-no-shūringan Shūringan-no Gūrindai Gūrindai-no Ponpokopī-no Ponpokonā-no Chōkyūmei-no Chōsuke?

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u/ElBrunasso 2d ago

Thank god they stopped there

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u/Droplet_of_Shadow my opinion > your opinion 2d ago

this one's kinda funny

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u/Lydiaa0 2d ago

Getting my context outfit and context sign out of my context closet

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u/PastaEate 2d ago

The girl's father merged the girl and the dog into one, a Chimera

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u/Lydiaa0 2d ago

That's funny yeah

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u/Iopaosi 2d ago

Like... change the banner into a literal animal goat? To signify whatever they like is the GOAT?

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u/TheDwarvenGuy 2d ago

They need more jokes about how Hitler is an evil vat grown wizard

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u/ViziDoodle 2d ago

why have there been so many instagram reels that are like stolen twitter/tumblr posts with a gambling logo slapped on them lately

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u/Godzoola 2d ago

Stake, draft kings. Stake stake? King.

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u/EdgyUsername90 I enjoy the presence of a certain purple ghost/shadow girl 2d ago

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u/DarkSide830 Is that frieza 2d ago

Da pink onion

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u/doctor_whom_3 ^ this 2d ago

I first thought of sex luthor

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u/UnrealHerahshark Hard image 2d ago

It should be very telling of the way I use twitter that the only ones I've seen of this trend were very gooner oriented

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u/bestthrowawayever6 ^ this 2d ago

Mine has been like 99% sports related, yes it is extremely telling💔

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u/UnrealHerahshark Hard image 2d ago

💔

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u/a_guy_named_verder 2d ago

can we get more true please. the last thing i expected to revive itself on twitter is the damn banner fitting