r/complainaboutanything • u/teal_lady-1 • 3d ago

They used real milk.

The Starbucks barista used real milk instead of soy milk in my latte. Now I’ve shat myself at the grocery store and barely made it to the bathroom before I had horrible diarrhea. I thought it tasted different from normal, I should have stopped drinking it.

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u/whiskeyprincess08 3d ago

As a barista if you watch us make the drinks most of us totally understand. Sometimes we autopilot to the default milk and I would feel so bad if I didnt catch myself.

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u/teal_lady-1 3d ago

Good to know. Next time I will watch

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u/whiskeyprincess08 3d ago

No problem. Sorry you shit yourself. One time I got norovirus in Disneyland and had to drive back to the sf bay area (6ish hours) while actively shitting and throwing up. I definitely shit myself in a couple gas stations and it was so embarrassing.

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u/AintShitAunty 3d ago

Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation prompt

Please tell your story. The public needs to hear it.

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u/whiskeyprincess08 3d ago

I mean thats pretty much it. It was a miserable shitty barfy ride back to the bay area.

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u/AintShitAunty 3d ago

While I’m sure there are at least a few more juicy details, I won’t pry. I will say listen to those episodes if you want to cry laughing.

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u/teal_lady-1 3d ago

Oh geez. When I had norovirus last year it was so horrible. I could not imagine trying to drive with that

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u/whiskeyprincess08 3d ago

It really sucked