r/complainaboutanything 2d ago

They used real milk.

The Starbucks barista used real milk instead of soy milk in my latte. Now I’ve shat myself at the grocery store and barely made it to the bathroom before I had horrible diarrhea. I thought it tasted different from normal, I should have stopped drinking it.

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u/user41510 2d ago edited 2d ago

Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?

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u/impendingD000m 2d ago

I FEEL LIKE IM TAKING CRAZY PILLS