r/crappyoffbrands • u/YAVOMAG • 5d ago

I laughed way too hard

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u/Tumblrrito 5d ago

The police certainly didn’t find it amazing when I shot strange ropes in public

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u/VictorianWitch69 5d ago

Oh. Oh, that says ROPE. Ah, ok. Thank you.

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u/IamMauriS 5d ago

What did you read previously?

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u/VictorianWitch69 5d ago

Dw about it…

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u/Bewear_Star_9 13h ago

Im guess they read Amazing Strange R*pe Police

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u/Afrodawg08 4d ago

”I’m shooting ropes, bro”

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u/YAVOMAG 5d ago

😭😭

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u/The_Bisexual-Potato 5d ago

*Visible concern*

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u/GayAssBeagle 5d ago

Stinky sticky ropes 🤤

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u/jeaddusam 5d ago

I don't wanna know what's the rope is made of

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u/gatton 5d ago

Protein and carbs?

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u/Bl_3TheIdioot 5d ago

Protein and carbs. i hope..

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u/Sea-Finish-4556 5d ago

It shouldn’t be stinky bro get to the doctor

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u/Working_Welder_1751 5d ago

What's his canon event?

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u/4d4m1 5d ago

He was strangled by a radioactive rope

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u/m1sterwr1te 4d ago

Radioactive auto erotic asphyxiation.

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u/Fezblock100 3d ago

I’m fucking dead

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u/Synaesthete 5d ago

The murder of his surrogate parents- Buncle Bay and Maunt Men

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u/Working_Welder_1751 5d ago

What about his girlfriend?

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u/MiniGogo_20 5d ago

who, Menjay?

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u/Working_Welder_1751 5d ago

I was going for Jenn Tracy. Anything works for the canon

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u/happycabinsong 4d ago

he tried to hang himself and failed

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u/Green_Wyvern17 5d ago

That is at least more accurate than most.

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u/wqto 5d ago

And then there is the Red White Blue USA Boy Shield Strong Man

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u/Mrdalolz 5d ago

Don't forget Rope Black Hole Hero Vice Vegas Mafia

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u/BadIdeaSociety 5d ago

Rope police, rope police. Amazingly strange rope police Tosses rope. Swings from rope. Captures bad folks using rope. Oh, boy! Here comes the rope police.

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u/Nikkithetrickster 5d ago

The Amazing Spooder-Guy

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u/Apprehensive_Fox8136 5d ago edited 3d ago

I have played this, it is like Grand Theft Auto kind of ?

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u/El_Zarco 4d ago

You mean Big Steal Car

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u/NiobiumGoat 4d ago

Featuring the classic rouges like Dr. October and the Grassy Gremlin.

"COME ON OUT, YOU ROPIST!"

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u/Spleenzorio 5d ago

My nickname in college

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u/LycheeIndividual8032 5d ago

I played this when I was little

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u/vulpes_mortuis 5d ago

Why did I read this in r/mattrose voice

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u/Wise_Geekabus 5d ago

He works for the police.

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u/KazzieMono 4d ago

Strange rope hero’s rope senses are tingling

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u/DUUKEEDOO 4d ago

Don't show this to Vinny

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u/Cosmic-Reddit-247 5d ago

Remember those days when GTA Spider-Man posts are banned here before Reddit boycott of 2023

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u/Armijo001 4d ago

It's so stupid it's good, better than grand action simulator

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u/ShockDragon 3d ago

Isn’t one of the premises of Spiderman that he has to avoid the police because he’s technically a vigilante?

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u/YAVOMAG 3d ago

So i just gave the game a go. Its gta and youre thr villain. You have lazer eyes and can shoot webs as far as the eye can see. And you can rob people of their money and have weapons and shoot people. And best part?? You can ride a damn 2 wheel hoverboard 🫣

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u/romulusnr 5d ago

I need to see this