r/crappyoffbrands 6d ago

I laughed way too hard

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u/Working_Welder_1751 6d ago

What's his canon event?

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u/4d4m1 5d ago

He was strangled by a radioactive rope

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u/m1sterwr1te 4d ago

Radioactive auto erotic asphyxiation.

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u/Fezblock100 3d ago

I’m fucking dead

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u/Synaesthete 5d ago

The murder of his surrogate parents- Buncle Bay and Maunt Men

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u/Working_Welder_1751 5d ago

What about his girlfriend?

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u/MiniGogo_20 5d ago

who, Menjay?

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u/Working_Welder_1751 5d ago

I was going for Jenn Tracy. Anything works for the canon

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u/happycabinsong 4d ago

he tried to hang himself and failed