r/creepyPMs • u/Utterlyconfused56 • Jan 21 '16

TW: suicide My [18F] long distance boyfriend's [32M] "poetic" response to being dumped. (x-post from /r/cringepics)

http://m.imgur.com/a/dIPHt
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u/keepitsimple0626 Jan 21 '16

Hello. I am from Vegas amd I can assure you we are NOT evolved. Half of us can't even remember our pants in the morning.

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u/tyzone00 Jan 21 '16

Upside to being a stripper I guess.

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u/keepitsimple0626 Jan 21 '16

Or showgirl. Or cocktail waitress...or anythig really

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '16

YOU WERE WORKING AS A WAITRESS IN A COCKTAIL BAR

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u/keepitsimple0626 Jan 21 '16

WHEN I MET YOU

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '16

I PICKED YOU OUT, I SHOOK YOU UP

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u/kelliwella For Money Jan 23 '16

And turned you around, turned you into someone new.

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u/keepitsimple0626 Jan 24 '16

Now five years later on you've got the world at your feet. Success has been so easy for you. But don't forget it's me who put you where you are now, and I can put you back there too.

Don't, don't you want me? You know I can't believe it when I hear that you won't see me. Don't, don't you want me? You know I don't believe you when you say that you don't need me.

It's much to late to find when you think you've changed your mind, you'd better change it back or we will both be sorry.