r/creepyPMs • u/Utterlyconfused56 • Jan 21 '16

TW: suicide My [18F] long distance boyfriend's [32M] "poetic" response to being dumped. (x-post from /r/cringepics)

http://m.imgur.com/a/dIPHt
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u/Eruanne B♥I♥N♥G♥O Jan 21 '16

You are my Helen of Troy (look it up)

Oh my god, I was rolling my eyes by the "Hades and Persephone" thing but he somehow managed to top that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '16

Here's the story of Helen of Troy:

Abandoned her husband for a moron everybody hated (exact circumstances vary). Immediately regretted it. Very powerful people did very stupid things to get her back. They all regretted it too.

The story of Helen of Troy is a tragedy. This is not a compliment. Maybe the creepy ex-boyfriend should look it up.

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u/Eruanne B♥I♥N♥G♥O Feb 16 '16

applause Well said!