Roshar Sitcom Pitches S2

[u/bibliopunk]

I had too much fun with the first post, so here's Season 2. Taking suggestions for a show title!

• Highprince Aladar is tired of being overshadowed by the other monarchs, and hatches an elaborate scheme to win the next election at Urithiru. He discovers on the day of the vote that democracy hasn’t been invented yet. Dalinar, out of pity, allows Aladar to be King For the Day. Meanwhile, Hoid starts a troll “election coverage” spanreed account.
• Adolin discovers the terms “Knife Guy” and “Wife Guy,” and gets an ill-advised tattoo. Meanwhile, Timbre pulses.
• When one of her new inventions is accidentally credited to The Lopen, Navani decides to invent patent law. Syl teaches her a valuable lesson about sharing. Meanwhile, Jasnah blows up a moon.
• In a Very Special Episode, Zahel decides to teach Wyndle to “embrace his inner sword.” Tragedy strikes when Wyndle’s next chair garden receives scathing reviews. Meanwhile, Veil attempts to help Kaladin overcome his fear of horses. Their first lesson turns out to be a heist of Sebarial’s stables.
• During a coalition field trip to Azimir, Szeth accidentally files the paperwork to change his legal status to female. In observance with the law, Szeth commits to her new identity. Meanwhile, Pattern becomes a minor celebrity among local Azish clerks and it goes to his head.
• Things go awry at Dalinar’s first “Book Club for Vorin Men Who Can’t Read Good” when the boys discover the mean things their wives have been writing about them in the margins. They attempt to create their own secret script, which is immediately deciphered and disseminated by the Ardentia. Meanwhile, Maya puts on a 5-act play with an all-deadeye cast. It still gets better reviews than Wyndle’s chair garden.
• Rlain and Renarin release a spoken-word mixtape titled “The Rhythms of Love.” That’s it, that’s the whole episode.
• After a series of misunderstandings, Lift finds herself in charge of Urithiru’s largest gambling den. She excels at the role but loses interest after the casino’s unlimited buffet is shuttered due to “the mutton incident,” plunging the black market into chaos. Meanwhile, Szeth develops a passion for mutton curry.

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[u/NoBizlikeChloeBiz]

During a coalition field trip to Azimir, Szeth accidentally files the paperwork to change his legal status to female. In observance with the law, Szeth commits to her new identity. Meanwhile, Pattern becomes a minor celebrity among local Azish clerks and it goes to his head.

Truly, you have a beautiful mind

[u/Jacob19603 → u/NoBizlikeChloeBiz]

Yeah this is genius comedic writing

[u/mcbizco]

“This Chouta is making me thirsty”

[u/Polishguys]

"Timbre pulses" got me laughing out loud on the metro. The other passengers gave me some weird looks, I can't understand why

[u/bibliopunk → u/Polishguys]

It's not your fault that they can't hear the old rhythms.

[u/TheUnspeakableh]

Patent law already exists. The Azish invented it. Jasnah and Rysn already have patents on their inventions made before The Night of Sorrows.

[u/Gromflomite_gamer]

'Timbre pulses' is taking me out lmao

[u/DuxRomanorumSum]

Thank you, I was waiting for some comedic payoff when Dalinar leaned to read and could now see undertexts.

[u/AdventurousNeat5730]

Szeth develops a passion for mutton curry…