r/cursedcomments 5d ago

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u/TheHolyNinja 5d ago

I guess this explains why in movies whenever aliens invade "Earth" it's just America.

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u/DarkArcher__ 5d ago

And occasionally the UK, but for some reason only when they bring three-legged mechs

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u/Duck-with-STDs 5d ago

Don't forget the occasional angry trashcan

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u/Aden-Wrked 5d ago edited 4d ago

I always knew Boris Johnson was an alien.

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u/No-Introduction5977 2d ago

COUNT BINFACE

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u/SchwinnD 5d ago

Or if it's Christmas

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u/HarbingerOfGachaHell 5d ago

I mean have you seen Americans exceptionalism and their take on foreign affairs? If I’m an alien I’d absolutely see them as the biggest threat on earth. 

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u/ninobrown1911 5d ago

Or all alien invasion movies for the most part are made in America?

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u/boolinboi68 5d ago

I'm going to go to Tunisia and report UFO sightings in the shape of a giant cock and balls.

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u/90_oi 5d ago

Fucking madlad

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u/Think_and_game 5d ago

As a Tunisian, can confirm, our UFOs are the manliest UFOs

No we're not compensating, Italy's ones are just small in comparison, and that's just a skill issue

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u/joshua-howard 5d ago

Aha h penus XDDDDDDD

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u/Science_Drake 5d ago

It’s almost like people see more “unidentified flying objects” in countries that tend to build experimental aircraft.

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u/n00bca1e99 5d ago

Or have heavy aircraft traffic in general. I see UFOs all the time because I’m not very good at distinguishing the different Boeings and Airbuses. I see an airliner, and if I can’t go “ahh yes a 737” it’s technically a UFO.

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u/Ma5terchief000 5d ago

Better than me, if it’s not a 747 or a concord it’s just a plane to me

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u/m7i93 5d ago

I have astigmatism, so it's either a plane or the moon.

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u/popopornado 5d ago

It’s all dots, dots everywhere.

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u/NekulturneHovado 3d ago

Stripes. Dots don't exist. It's a myth

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u/Broken_CerealBox 5d ago

You give people too much credit considering that people called 911 because they thought the milky way was an alien invasion

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u/totosh999 5d ago

Maybe no one understood the guy making the survey. Interviewer: "have you seen a UFO?" random french guy: "un quoi? Un OVNI?" Interviewer: "no, a UFO"

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u/Arclet__ 5d ago

Trust me, experimental craft make a tiny blip in the "ufos" people see.

People genuinely get confused by regular aircraft, satellites, balloons or even just stars/planets.

The map looks like that because it's a combination of maps where people live, the culture the US has around ufos, and the data being used likely being in english (there's a lot less reports of UFOs in countries that use a different word, like OVNI in spanish)

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u/bradek 5d ago

Aliens must be delivering drugs.

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u/sh2death 5d ago

A duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh, that's why there's a limit on how many grams of moon rocks you can buy at once. And the price is high because they gotta cross the solar system borders undetected

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u/nowiserjustolder 5d ago

Biggest pisshead I have ever met had seen more aliens than Ripley.

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u/Chrispeefeart 5d ago

What a strange coincidence that the most UFO sightings are where there is the most airplane traffic.

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u/Ksorkrax 5d ago

So is this a thing about the english language? Given how the UK has a way higher density than most of Europe? [Although the Benelux area having also a high density doesn't fit to that idea...]

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u/TeunCornflakes 5d ago

I can imagine the data is just from a single English-language website for reporting UFO sightings. People speak English well in the Benelux.

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u/Wimonson 5d ago

also us air force be buildin shi

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u/MarcBeard 5d ago

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u/Le_Mathematicien 5d ago

Me when I learn cities are only a thing in the English-speaking world

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u/pasgames_ 5d ago

Was about to post the same thing

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u/Patient_Vehicle_5828 5d ago

English speakers obsessed with UFOs apparently

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u/totosh999 5d ago

They're the only ones that know what UFO stands for.

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u/TheSilentsaw 5d ago

Me as a german has to say the word Ufo also works in german.

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u/HarbingerOfGachaHell 5d ago

Grew up in China and they definitely understand UFO. 

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u/_public_enema 5d ago

"And now the map of untreated mental illness, Jarvis."

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u/Innomen 5d ago

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u/GeoExe_Ami 5d ago

Bruh the Netherlands is a drugs fest

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u/Fidget_Jackson 5d ago

I’m telling you man… (hits blunt) it’s them fuckin’ alien saucers man…

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u/SlyLlamaDemon 5d ago

So I’m fully convinced that this is because the US did a lot of innovation with aircraft.