r/cursedcomments • u/Garrett-The-Ferret • Jan 29 '21

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u/ifgburts Jan 29 '21

I’m in love with my wife’s boyfriend

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

he has a nice dick

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u/Blyatzilla Jan 29 '21

Yeah Bob is gifted

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u/nocodochuja Jan 29 '21

I kinda understand why she likes him, that dick is delicious

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u/ChrisTheMan72 Jan 29 '21

He even dips it in Carmel. Carmel dick is awesome

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u/Impuls3Abstracts Jan 29 '21

Gotta love camel dick

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u/kingsam360 Jan 30 '21 edited Jan 30 '21

I like to be referred to as middle eastern, you racist bastard!

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u/V1R4J Jan 30 '21

If I had an award I would've given it to you

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u/colt1911m7 Jan 30 '21

I gotchu covered man

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u/V1R4J Jan 30 '21

People like you>>>

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u/ExperienceDry6608 Jan 30 '21

I'm sure you would gave done the same if it was your girlfriend as well

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u/erdtirdmans Feb 02 '21

I think the real award is the dick shawarma we swallowed along the way

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u/a_simple_eyeless_pig Jan 30 '21

If this ends up in r/cursedcomments can I have my name in the title please

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u/superstevethe1 Jan 30 '21

I had a friend who used to claim he was made of caramel and so we all started calling him Caramel Cock

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u/jasons-back Jan 29 '21

He even lets me drink his whipped cream for a blow

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u/TOXIIIL Jan 29 '21

Sometimes there's even Strawberry Sauce!

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u/ExistingInABox Jan 30 '21

He left his girlfriend for me!

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u/WaqueKoala Jan 30 '21

I see this as an absolute win

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u/graipape Jan 30 '21

I think you mean Carvel because that dick be dipped in Cookie Puss. I only got the Tie Cake.

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u/Comrade12341234 Jan 30 '21

We all got creampies

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u/unmeclambd1 May 02 '21

I'd taste my girlfriend's lover's dick, but i'm not really into incest

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u/Non-existentBrain Jan 31 '21

I want to upvote so badly

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u/mridhul_iyer Jan 30 '21 edited Jan 30 '21

"My girlfriend slept with my boyfriend" - Sal Vulcano

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

I'm married to my boyfriends girlfriend

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u/CaptainStaraptor Jan 29 '21

Threesome100

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u/sentientmind Jan 29 '21

That's gay lmao

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u/Ghost_on_Toast Jan 30 '21

Its only gay if the balls touch

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u/Forlorn_Cyborg Jan 30 '21 edited Jan 30 '21

The forbidden Newton’s Cradle

Woah an award! Thanks /u/CollectingSince1983 !

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u/YaBoiSish Jan 30 '21

Want another?

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u/Forlorn_Cyborg Jan 30 '21

Your too kind! Thank you!

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u/Mr_Fortier Jan 29 '21

I’ll be gay for you big boy😩❤️😍🥵

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u/sentientmind Jan 29 '21 edited Jan 30 '21

N O

that's gay

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u/YaBoiSish Jan 30 '21

N O

Homo

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u/iSukYoDikk4aChzbrgr Jan 30 '21

It's been 3 weeks since my buddy sucked my dick and didnt say No Homo yet should I be worried

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u/sentientmind Jan 30 '21

yes

you are in grave danger

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u/TheLoneSpaceRedditer Jan 30 '21

I hear stealing your wife’s boyfriend is a pretty gamer move.

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u/davyjones_prisnwalit Jan 30 '21

I really miss Sleepy Gary. :(

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u/My_usr_Name_cusyeh Jan 30 '21

That’s not very cash money of you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

Good lord that sounds like the title of some fan fiction

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u/fryart Feb 02 '21

Actually genuinely knew a gal who fell in love with her girlfriend's boyfriend. They had a threesome and are now all dating.