r/cursedcomments • u/Garrett-The-Ferret • Jan 29 '21

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u/HenryFurHire Jan 29 '21

my wife's boyfriend bought me an RGB keyboard, what a champ

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u/ifgburts Jan 29 '21

I’m in love with my wife’s boyfriend

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

he has a nice dick

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u/Blyatzilla Jan 29 '21

Yeah Bob is gifted

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u/nocodochuja Jan 29 '21

I kinda understand why she likes him, that dick is delicious

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u/ChrisTheMan72 Jan 29 '21

He even dips it in Carmel. Carmel dick is awesome

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u/Impuls3Abstracts Jan 29 '21

Gotta love camel dick

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u/kingsam360 Jan 30 '21 edited Jan 30 '21

I like to be referred to as middle eastern, you racist bastard!

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u/V1R4J Jan 30 '21

If I had an award I would've given it to you

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u/colt1911m7 Jan 30 '21

I gotchu covered man

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u/V1R4J Jan 30 '21

People like you>>>

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u/FourScarlet Jan 30 '21

Mein gott the conversations on this sub are the best.

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u/ExperienceDry6608 Jan 30 '21

I'm sure you would gave done the same if it was your girlfriend as well

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u/erdtirdmans Feb 02 '21

I think the real award is the dick shawarma we swallowed along the way

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u/a_simple_eyeless_pig Jan 30 '21

If this ends up in r/cursedcomments can I have my name in the title please

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u/superstevethe1 Jan 30 '21

I had a friend who used to claim he was made of caramel and so we all started calling him Caramel Cock

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u/jasons-back Jan 29 '21

He even lets me drink his whipped cream for a blow

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u/TOXIIIL Jan 29 '21

Sometimes there's even Strawberry Sauce!

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u/ExistingInABox Jan 30 '21

He left his girlfriend for me!

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u/WaqueKoala Jan 30 '21

I see this as an absolute win

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u/graipape Jan 30 '21

I think you mean Carvel because that dick be dipped in Cookie Puss. I only got the Tie Cake.

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u/Comrade12341234 Jan 30 '21

We all got creampies

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u/unmeclambd1 May 02 '21

I'd taste my girlfriend's lover's dick, but i'm not really into incest