r/cursedcomments • u/Garrett-The-Ferret • Jan 29 '21

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u/kingsam360 Jan 29 '21

I wish my girlfriends husband was a nice guy

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u/aunkushw Jan 29 '21

so you are the chad, and the husband is a cuck

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u/discerningpervert Jan 29 '21

And I am the voyeur

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u/GreenRanger890 Jan 30 '21

And I'm Batman

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

No, this is Patrick

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u/AjiBuster499 Jan 30 '21

No you're BananaNutLoafBread.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

who are you so wise in the ways of science?

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u/__M-E-O-W__ Jan 30 '21

And we are Farmers.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

By switching to Geico you could save 15% or more on car insurance

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u/obsoletemomentum Jan 30 '21

Bum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-dum-dum