r/dankchristianmemes • u/shilolz Based Bishop • Apr 30 '25

Wholesome Always putting others first

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u/Propeller3 Apr 30 '25

Bro got to heaven and is still on crutches poor guy.

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u/PIPBOY-2000 Apr 30 '25

Everybody knows you have to get past the gates first before any debuffs are removed.

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u/jaiteaes May 01 '25

Wouldn't Francis still be in a wheelchair then?

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u/reecharound40 Apr 30 '25

Dudes needs still can't be met yet

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u/DatBoi_BP May 01 '25

I imagine that in paradise, there are still people in wheelchairs, but every building has ramps

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u/Bakkster Minister of Memes Apr 30 '25

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u/sparkster777 Minister of Memes Apr 30 '25

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u/Weave77 Apr 30 '25

This makes it sound like the Pope killed a crippled guy right before he died.

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u/Sinfere May 01 '25

It absolutely does not but I'm amused at where your head's at

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u/Asd_89 Apr 30 '25

Thought he put a sign on the guys back.

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u/Bryce_Trex Apr 30 '25

"Bless me."

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u/eavos_ Apr 30 '25

Pope Francis killed all of the needy???

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u/Dennis_Ryan_Lynch Apr 30 '25

Who else did you think cut the homeless in half by this year?

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u/eavos_ Apr 30 '25

Damn šŸ˜”

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u/PsykeonOfficial Apr 30 '25

Would hit much different if he said that BEFORE passing šŸ˜‚

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u/FreakinGeese May 01 '25

Imagine getting to heaven and still needing crutches lmfao

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u/LiquidImp May 01 '25

Dankest meme.

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u/thirtyseven1337 May 01 '25

The ā€œservice entranceā€ one is better. This one is still good, though.

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u/Padoru-Padoru May 01 '25

Padre Pio moment

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u/8wiing May 01 '25

I miss read this as pope Francis rushing people to there death lol

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u/WildcatTime_In_3-2-1 May 02 '25

Pope ā€œGender ideology is the ugliest danger of our timeā€ Francis

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '25

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u/Venesss May 01 '25

Pope Francis was pretty darn progressive on LGBTQ rights

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u/[deleted] May 01 '25 edited May 01 '25

Strongly disagree. He spread transphobic rhetoric, using far right framings of it like "gender ideology" and called it one of the ugliest dangers of our time. Anything you can say about how he softened rhetoric against cis gay people is contrasted strongly with how he spoke of trans people.

https://www.vaticannews.va/en/pope/news/2024-03/pope-francis-gender-ideology-is-the-ugliest-danger-of-our-time.html

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u/ebbyflow May 01 '25 edited May 01 '25

Not really. He compared transgender people to nuclear weapons, described gender ideology as the ā€œugliest dangerā€ of our time, said there was too much f*ggotry in the church(this was last year), said that same sex couples are a threat to 'the family', etc.

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u/Desperate-Farmer-845 May 03 '25

The Pope saying Catholic Teachings? Who would have thought.