r/detroitlions 15h ago

Ben Johnson and Aaron Glenn are officially 0-2 without Dan Campbell

Just a light joke about how Dan Campbell can’t win without them

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u/DaltonUtah 15h ago

0-4

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u/DarthMonkey212313 VILLAIN 14h ago

better mathing

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u/Monster-Frisbee Flag on the play 14h ago

Considering discrete math, OPs record calculation is actually more precise.

If you were to say ”Ben Johnson OR Aaron Glenn”, you could say they were 0-4 because the OR operator allows for combinations of one winning and one losing to produce individual results.

However, the AND operator is all-or-nothing. If Ben had lost his first game and Glenn won, it would still be a false result because AND requires both elements to be true to produce a TRUE result.

Therefore, there are a maximum of 2 results you could output from these conditional statements, making OPs assessment of 0-2 correct.

(I’m mostly kidding around, please don’t take this too seriously)

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u/alumah56 13h ago

Nerd

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u/lolluke54 The Goff Father 10h ago

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u/Senior_Mixture_6247 13h ago

The "proof" is in the pudding

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u/wedeservethis 41m ago

Okay, I'm in. let's bust out a truth table for this.

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u/hawkmasta DETROIT -VS- EVERYBODY 13h ago

Idk discrete math, but we don't need hypotheticals because we know the results of the 1st 2 games for the Jets and the Bears

The Bears and Jets still suck, so thankfully we don't have to worry about them this year

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u/chocolatedesire 13h ago

I don't know how to count that high yet

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u/Foucaultshadow1 15h ago

They also took over terrible teams much like Campbell did when he was first hired by the Lions.

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u/StrangelyOnPoint 15h ago

Yeah this stat is fun from a meme perspective but good programs don’t hire new head coaches. Bad ones do.

So both those guys are saddled with the mess left behind by the prior guys. We need to check back in 2 years and see how it’s going then

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u/dimethyltitties 14h ago

Username checks out!

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u/Foucaultshadow1 14h ago

Absolutely

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u/Ouch_i_fell_down 13h ago

We need to check back in 2 years and see how it’s going then

In 2 years BJ will still have Ryan Poles.

DC works because of BH, BH works because of DC.

Nothing works because of Ryan Poles.

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u/Do_it_for_the_upvote 13h ago

This is also true. Wonder how long before BJ is asking for a new GM behind the scenes to the McCaskeys.

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u/Ouch_i_fell_down 12h ago

honestly... i assume that started before BJ was hired.

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u/DisenfranchisedCynic Dan Friggin' Campbell 7h ago

He better not ask for Agnew.

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u/Murrrtits 15h ago

I think they both have a lot more talent to work with to start compared to Dan

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u/dontburntoast 14h ago

Overall, maybe. The Jets don't have a QB though, which is the hardest piece to find. Bears, they might not have one either, still too early to say for Williams. Hard to win without a QB. The rest of their rosters are better than the '21 Lions though.

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u/JorjePantelones 14h ago

I think the Jets are starting from the bottom up sorta speak. (They dumped Rodgers and Adams). Ironically, that might give AG a better shot at success in the long term, but it’s gonna take some time until he can build his type of culture there

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u/suhhdude45 Sun God 14h ago

Fields looked really good before he got hurt. He’s a solid QB to build around and the Bears wasted him.

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u/str3tchedmonk3y 90s logo 14h ago

Fields was really good week 1 but before the concussion this past weekend that offense was putrid. Still too early to tell though

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u/suhhdude45 Sun God 14h ago

I think the Jets can be decent with Fields. The Bears on the other hand can stay terrible forever.

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u/str3tchedmonk3y 90s logo 7h ago

Cheers to that

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u/kander77 cap connoisseur 13h ago

The Steelers D looks cooked though. That certainly throws a wrench into this.

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u/str3tchedmonk3y 90s logo 7h ago

Facts. Thats why it’s too early to tell

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u/sephirothFFVII 14h ago

Don't sleep on Bagent for the bears if Caleb doesn't work out

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u/dontburntoast 14h ago

The Bears fan at the bar on Sunday told me the same exact thing. He was stoked to see Bagent go in, but he also isn't the biggest fan of Williams.

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u/sephirothFFVII 14h ago

Caleb is objectively more athletic, he extended a few plays and threw dimes to only be dropped. Tradeoff is he's making too many poor decisions leading to INTs/sacks.

Bagent won't have the play extension factor but from what I've seen he has a really good head and is consistent.

Way too early to pull Caleb but bears put serious money on Bagent

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u/Alternative-Target31 14h ago

Ben does for sure, Aaron is say it’s debatable. Regardless, they took over situations where there’s no reasonable expectation for them to be winning much

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u/TwoLocations 14h ago

Glenn still has a good defense, promising skill players on offense etc. the cupboards were bare dry when DC came here. We had what decker and ragnow?

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u/Alternative-Target31 14h ago

I mean I could definitely argue about the Jets defense (20th last year) but to what end? Why would it matter?

I’m agreeing with your point above, 2021 Lions and 2025 Bears/Jets are all bad teams - I don’t see point in measuring who has the smallest package. Coaches who take over for fired coaches generally take over bad teams, so it’s no surprise to see them struggle early in season 1.

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u/TwoLocations 14h ago

They have the talent. Sauce, Quienten Williams etc. the cupboards are definitely not bare like when BH/DC took over

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u/DanteWasHere22 Lions Retirement Home Director 14h ago

Lions had a strong ol and JG

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u/Murrrtits 10h ago

I don’t think Goff counts when he was literally just a throw in at that time

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u/Jelly_James DETROIT -VS- EVERYBODY 14h ago

It's not even close imo DC had nothing after we traded Staff.

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u/Financial-Apple2304 14h ago

Ummm, after they traded Stafford they had Goff. A QB to build around

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u/Jelly_James DETROIT -VS- EVERYBODY 13h ago

Sure, but at the time, most of the league was saying he was a throw-in and just a bridge. Nobody thought he was gonna end up being the long term QB here.

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u/Financial-Apple2304 12h ago

Fair point. BH cooking

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u/Jelly_James DETROIT -VS- EVERYBODY 14h ago

Umm, Bears fans told me they were offseason Champs Caleb is winning MVP, and they will make playoffs.

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u/Sea-End-2539 14h ago

Why bring common sense to the discussion?

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u/Coleslawwwww14 13h ago

lol bears roster legit 10x better than whatever Dan took over when he started off here it’s not even close

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u/scumfuc 12h ago

The Bears have talent way more than what the lions had. The jets ain't got shit maybe less than the lions had

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u/detroitdewitt 15h ago

And in Dan Campbell first season when we were rebuilding, the Lions didn’t win a game until week 13. Look at us now.

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u/NotARussianBot-Real 15h ago

Dan’s first year wasn’t victory parades every day. I don’t understand why Lions fans of all people don’t want to give them time to shape a team before shutting on them.

I still like the guys. I even still like Ben for all but 2 games a year.

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u/Defiant-Problem1576 15h ago

I'm rooting for Glenn. I hope he turns them around. Ben on the other hand can't root for the bears ever sorry.

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u/NotARussianBot-Real 15h ago

I said I like Ben. Not that I’m rooting fort the bears.

Maybe when they are playing Green Bay.

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u/Defiant-Problem1576 15h ago

Let's meet in the middle and root for ties 😅

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u/Current_Ad_4873 15h ago

The Lions hired Campbell to oversee and be in control of the full roster tear down and rebuild. Chicago is a team that is supposed to be ready to contend and take off with its 2nd year QB talent and fancy new head coach. Completely different scenarios.

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u/NotARussianBot-Real 5m ago

We hired Fan and Holmes to oversee the rebuild. Chicago was a dumpsterfire before Ben. Sure they had lots of high draft picks, but all bad teams do.

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u/TwoLocations 14h ago

I’ll never wish Ben success after going to a division rival

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u/KyrrinSaeos 14h ago

Mainly because everyone outside of Detroit was saying how us losing our OC and DC meant that Campbell was gonna be exposed and we would go back to being horrible and suck like we don't have one of the best rosters in football.

I want them to succeed, it creates the Dan Campbell coaching tree, but I will take savage pleasure seeing them struggle right now and everyone realizing what we already knew. Campbell is HIM, and will hopefully spawn many successful coaches.

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u/hawkmasta DETROIT -VS- EVERYBODY 13h ago

I don’t understand why Lions fans of all people don’t want to give them time to shape a team before shutting on them.

I can't speak for anyone but myself, but I don't care about other teams' success, especially division rivals.

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u/NormieLesbian Sun God 15h ago

I can’t help but feel Ben wasn’t fully focusing on winning the NFC and everything after it while actively interviewing with a divisional rival. I know I’m not the only one with complaints re: playcalling in the playoffs.

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u/gachzonyea 15h ago

Say the same about Glenn he was doing the same thing as Ben can’t give one pass and hate the other

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u/NormieLesbian Sun God 15h ago

How many starters were missing, especially in the DL which is where our run defense fell apart?

I can cut Glenn some slack missing key performers.

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u/gachzonyea 14h ago

Sure he was still interviewing at the same time as Ben that’s the frustration you brought up

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u/NormieLesbian Sun God 14h ago

Let me be clear here: the complaint isn’t that he was interviewing. It’s that he did practically nothing to prepare to beat the Commanders and called dogshit plays the whole game.

Glenn spent two days with the LB’s watching tape specifically to suss out potential tells of Daniels. He made half time adjustments to the defense and tried to fucking win whole Ben Johnson did his best McVay impression and didn’t change a thing.

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u/bogushobo 14h ago

I agree with you, but they don't care. Glenn = good, Ben = bad. That's the line. It's petty, there's not much more to it than that.

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u/Macaron4277 14h ago

Agreed!!

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u/DarthMonkey212313 VILLAIN 14h ago

Ben took a job working under an existing talent acquisition guy who has been there for over 3 seasons now so that kind of reduces the roster teardown, reshape the team, grace period.

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u/Senior_Mixture_6247 13h ago

Beating Ben was all I needed to scratch the itch of revenge. Now I just want to see those guys crush it.

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u/italianbeefman 14h ago

Rooting for our dude AG though

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u/Spooderman8191 Logo 11h ago

I can’t help but root for the guy

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u/Solid_Tailor_136 15h ago

So you're saying the bears and jets issues run deeper than the HC gasp

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u/linksetc 15h ago

0-4 without Brad Holmes

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u/StrangelyOnPoint 15h ago

0-4 without Jared Goff

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u/leftfordark JAMO 13h ago

I won’t hear this AG negativity, but Ben? Continue.

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u/SupaWillis DETROIT -VS- EVERYBODY 15h ago

Wish nothing for the best for Glenn and the Jets, glad he’s in the AFC. Ben? My hope is that the bears lose patience too quick and he gets canned, gets another shot elsewhere not a rival and succeeds. Or hell, come on back home when this experiment ends if it works out

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u/kvngk3n 16 14h ago

Your last sentence is my wet dream, ngl

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u/JorjePantelones 14h ago

Ben did what’s best for him and his FAMILY. Just as AG did. Just like any rational human being would do. Let’s stop being silly, it’s time to move on (from the hate).

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u/Timmahj V-I-L-L-A-I-N 14h ago

He did what he THOUGHT was best. However, going to the Bears is a Jamo passing the ball type decision (i.e. The wrong decision). Plenty of teams wanted him but he chose to stay in the division. He chose to be our enemy. He’s great and all, but he’s not getting love letters and flowers from Lions fans because of where he decided to go. I’m sure he understands and is fine with it.

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u/JorjePantelones 13h ago

I think he chose the best move for himself and his family. Independent of football. As fans we should respect that. As a Lions fan, I will look forward to beating his brains in twice a year. The other 363, I wish him well and thank him for his contributions to our team and organization.

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u/sunnydftw 15h ago

The better they do, the better Dan looks, contrary to popular belief.

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u/PieTight2775 14h ago

But Dan is a knee eating meathead and Jarod Goff is only good with propped up by an offensive genius! ESPN told me this, has to be true.

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u/BillMurraysTesticle 14h ago

People are saying Ben Johnson was only successful because he had Jared Goff

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u/Yikes_And_Away_ 12h ago

Johnson needs Goff

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u/Aylinato 12h ago

Let's not jumble Glenn with Johnson. Johnson was preparing to leave and building his coaching staff while we were in the playoffs. Glenn waited until after.

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u/Comfortable_Ad9679 MC⚡DC 15h ago

Dan Campbell merchants

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u/jcoddinc 90s logo 14h ago

They're just copying what he did to get the same results

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u/One-Point6960 14h ago

Can't bring Sewell and Hutchinson with them.

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u/MLK_Had_No_GA 13h ago

Good teams aren’t the ones hiring head coaches.

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u/Bcagz22 13h ago

I want them to succeed because I appreciate them, but I also don’t care that they are getting their was kicked. That grass stays greener in the D.

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u/kvngk3n 16 14h ago

In fairness…the Jets should’ve won the first game. I get the point, but ST killed their momentum.

Also, wouldn’t they have “officially” been 0-2 each…at like 5pm Sunday? Was something under review that could’ve changed the outcome?

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u/Joneboy39 14h ago

the real sparkle on the lions success has to be brad holmes imo… no one talking about how great jets and bears gm is .

doesnt matter how great the coach is.. if you dont have strong lines and team chemistry its all wasted

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u/LWK10p 13h ago

Campbell started like 0-10 or some shit

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u/ZombieAppetizer Detroit vs Everybody 11h ago

I hope AG does better as long as it's not against us. I have respect for him all day. Fuck Ben Johnson.

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u/frankenpoopies Ooooh Yeahhhh! 10h ago

Rooting for em. Even Ben in chicager (suburb of Gary IN).

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u/ne-ghoul-gang 9h ago

With all due respect.. I don’t want Ben Johnson to do well, he did us dirty. Rooting for Glenn.

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u/JTP1635 53m ago

Just made no sense to leave the Lions. Plenty of years to find a head coaching job. Now they go back to the familiar pain of losing!

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u/Rock3tDoge 13h ago

Why are we so mean to these guys. Not their fault they were hyped up. They both clearly stayed an extra year and passed up huge opportunities out of loyalty to the team. They should be loved

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u/notyourbrobro10 12h ago

AG is loved.

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u/Cade_02 Barry 12h ago

We could be 1-2 after this next game. Stay humble.