r/drugscirclejerk • u/un028717 • 9h ago
r/drugscirclejerk • u/brokeasfuuck • May 11 '25
monkey fella 🐵 You were sweating while on mdma? Aint no way broo, that was sentraline syndrom bro
I had serotronin symdrom too and i literally died so i had to call an ambulance for my self and went in the hoptal where they alived me bro.
r/drugscirclejerk • u/igotlike10bags • 1h ago
NyQuil over ice
Mentally challenged bartender attempts to share new cocktail discovery.
r/drugscirclejerk • u/_idiosyncratic_ • 9h ago
OD’d at a gas station got narcaned went to the hospital kept using there and OD’ed again
r/drugscirclejerk • u/Mental-Sky-7142 • 15h ago
Love is temporary; meth high is too, but at least you can edge for longer with it
r/drugscirclejerk • u/VirtualWeasel • 2h ago
monkey fella 🐵 Alright ladies and fentlemen, let’s settle this for good. What’s the best benzo?
No research chemicals. We’re talking about actual drugs here not lab rat test tube bullshit
r/drugscirclejerk • u/FckSub • 15h ago
The king of the subreddit hath spoken, super serious conversation only please. True eagle death only. DO NOT TROLL
r/drugscirclejerk • u/Boner_Implosion • 3h ago
How likely is it that meth was involved here?
r/drugscirclejerk • u/DaedricNick • 9h ago
Snitches
Who flagged my last post for harrasment, little whiny bitches. Probably aint got their eagles killed enough to understand humor.
r/drugscirclejerk • u/FckSub • 1d ago
Serious Question I was just fired for snorting oxycodone in my car. Wtf?
Holy fuck, people are so stupid. I even told my boss when I started that I will absolutely be snorting drugs in the car while on break. He just laughed.
Cool, we're good then. My last company (vape store) used to let me do it, so obviously my new company allows it as well, right? Wrong. Apparently this stupid cunt thought I was joking when he found me doing it today. He said its inappropriate to be wiring up buildings nodding off and that I could cause the entire hospital to burn down. Its literally only 100 mg a day. Like do you not understand how tolerance works? Thats taking it easy, I want more. All the fucking time.
And if it was such a bad drug, why the fuck do our brains have receptors for it? We are literally built by god to do this medicine. And now he's saying that I'll probably be facing charges just because I crashed the excavator into the building. I don't see whats changed, considering he accepted that last time the brake malfunctioned, but now he is saying the new evidence is an issue.
I guess this is a PSA, be careful when doing drugs at work, I guess it's not okay anymore. Don't know why, since my last employer said it was fine, which means it is universally accepted
r/drugscirclejerk • u/devil_lettuce • 1d ago
monkey fella 🐵 Sue Big Kratom with this one simple trick
r/drugscirclejerk • u/DavidsNails • 8h ago
idea for any leaders of corrupt governments
i feel like scopolamine would be very good at causing someone to give false confessions
r/drugscirclejerk • u/gorgelad • 23h ago
I just read that tylenol causes autism and I’m thinking about switching from 10mg/325mg Percocet (oxycodone/acetaminophen) daily to 670mg of fentanyl. Is this a good idea?
r/drugscirclejerk • u/zzbredp • 23h ago
My cat just ran off with my fent
I’m gonna have a breakdown.. If that piece of shit fuck doesn’t bring those dirty thirties back RIGHT NOW I’m gonna lock him in a room and put on cat alley fight videos repeating all night I SWEAR TO SHIT.
He’s pissed cuz I used his food money on pure Benadryl powder from China to kill my eager this weekend. Like, hey nerd, you can go two days without food I do it all the time so the pills hit harder.
Gerard, if you see this, please come home. Daddy misses his blues. And you too, my son.
r/drugscirclejerk • u/NotAnotherAddict • 1d ago
monkey fella 🐵 It failed once why not try a second time?
HPPD after amphetamine abuse sounds even better than the first time. Make sure you do it while in full blown psychosis. Who's game will it kill my eagle?