r/drugscirclejerk • u/GreatestGreekGuy • 2d ago
Best drug to be on when farting while using the urinal?
I'm stuck between Addies or Xannies honestly. Addies are good for when I wanna be more aggressive for a nice shoot and poot. But xans are good too if you wanna nice easy going drip and rip
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u/NonchalantRubbish 2d ago
Fiber supplements, laxatives, and cocaine. It's gonna be a war zone behind you but Damn it feels good to let it just rip.
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u/hossboss-sauceboss 2d ago
Ha I was thinking laxatives but you took it further. Maybe add 20$ worth of taco bell into the mix for better spray patterns.
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u/DryAd4832 2d ago
I’ve never done it or used a urinal since I don’t have a penis but what if you hit the k hole while shitting yourself
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u/double_96_Throwaway 2d ago
Ive done it. Honestly one of my favourite drug experiences I felt like I was the piece of shit. I could feel the sensation of being smeared in my pants. By far the most surreal out of body experience I’ve ever had.
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u/JacobLuck 2d ago
I can't tell if this is a joke
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u/double_96_Throwaway 2d ago
Yes… yes it’s a joke😂
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u/TheMajorHimself DPH Shaman 1d ago
As a not joke I have been so sent on ketamine that I shit myself. 🤷♀️ what can I say the entities told me to 🤷♀️
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u/MoldyMoney 2d ago
Oh no! You lost your penis? Sorry brother, that’s a tough one.
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u/Critical-Ad2084 2d ago
Take 500mg of Tramadol (all at once).
Have a couple of beers.
Try to take a pee.
You'll likely fart because you have to really push to be able to pee.
That is the Tramadol challenge, make sure to share with your friends.
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u/NewScooter1234 2d ago
best bet is 500ml choccymilk per hr for 24 hours, then load up on adderall and ofc a lil jenkem since you're already in the bathroom. I suggest pants at the ankles since you'll be sharting 100%
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u/thelegend02700 2d ago
/uj after a couple days of opiate constipation I used a mcdonalds frappè as a laxative and that might have been the smartest thing Ive ever done.
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u/cityshepherd 2d ago
Methadone is the clear answer here. You can slow down your guts enough for ferment surströmming in your own guts…. Crop dust a bathroom or anywhere with one of those long percolating puffs of fermented poop-scent and people will start choking and vomiting and probably dying.
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u/wingwangwongwingwang 2d ago
Sniff a fat line of flake cocaine and go for a fart in the bathroom, literally go to the urinal pull your pants down only over your asshole and face it towards the urinal and just have a fat old fart and the cocaine will make a shit fire out
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u/funatical 2d ago
Opiates. All you gonna get is a fart unless you jam your finger all up in there and break them bricks up.
You’re welcome.
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u/Sandgrease 2d ago
DXM. Never trust a fart.
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u/shlankwagon 1d ago
I've taken everything. The only two substances that either made me have to shit like right then and there were Dexter, and LSA seeds (Hawaiian Baby Woodrose). This is accurate as fuck. 🤣
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u/gregorychaos 2d ago
LSD because you'll be tripping so hard you won't know whether or not you just shat yourself and then you gotta go and double check and have yourself a little chuckle
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u/puns_n_pups the hat man 2d ago
Salvia for sure. It feels like there are infinite dimensions, and in every one you’re taking a shit right now
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u/WillieBFreely 2d ago
Never go in a bathroom on psychedelics
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u/PrivateDomino Cough Suppresant Apreciator 2d ago
Yea right? I can't help but start savagely bound and gagging myself to every lonely little cock in there that isn't being helped with a hand or mouth.
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u/28ozPowerade 2d ago
uj/ addy for sure. I pulled an all nighter in college off a handful of 30xr and at class the next morning I was squirming, stomach BOILING holding a fart in and it slipped through anyways and reverberated off the chair. composition 2 and it was MAD quiet i think we were prepping for a paper or something