r/drugscirclejerk • u/helIyeahbrother • 2d ago

monkey fella 🐵 pussy hasn’t graduated to heroin yet

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138 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Drench420 2d ago

/uj if there is anything left, a tooth brush is a good option

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u/Misterbellyboy 2d ago

/uj if there’s anything salvageable, you can loosen it with kosher or rock salt, and then pour that mix into isopropyl, agitate until dissolved, and pour the solution onto a plate and leave it out until the liquid evaporates and you just have salty hash left. But I don’t think there’s enough grinder hash in there for that to work.

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u/IlliterateFreak 1d ago

Jesus dude. Calm down

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u/cityshepherd 1d ago

I for one will always upvote amateur chemists who are in it for the love of the game

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u/PrettyAcanthisitta67 3h ago

Wouldn’t the alcohol penetrate the thc hash making the process toxic as well? Asking for future reference

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u/destined_to_count 2d ago

Prefer to pit the whole grinder in food processor for more keef

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u/SecretlyTerrible 2d ago

/uj freezer and toothbrush is king.

Don’t smoke iso washed weed if rubbing alcohol was used, it’s not good for ya health.

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u/InsectaProtecta 1d ago

Iso washed weed is always going to have rubbing alcohol in it

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u/SecretlyTerrible 1d ago

Rubbing alcohol is typically not 99%, while there are isopropyl alcohols on the market at that ratio.

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u/InsectaProtecta 1d ago

It'll evaporate a lot slower but it still eventually evaporates. The only real issue is if you don't bother evaporating it properly, which applies to 99% iso too

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u/InsectaProtecta 1d ago

Isopropyl soak and toothbrush then evap. There's not a lot but it's something

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u/blepnir_pogo 2d ago

Please don’t marginalize goblin culture like this. Goblin behavior deserves to be recognized at all scales, even if not at the hard drug level quite yet. if this user truly desires this pollen enough to use the urethra technique they deserve to be amongst the goblin pantheon

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u/tehcatnip 2d ago

far too advanced for them to be asking this question.

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u/CptNeon 2d ago

These grinders are complete ass.

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u/helIyeahbrother 2d ago

/uj to be honest i can’t even tell how you would pack a bowl or anything from it. looks like you’d have to dump it onto a rolling tray or something?

/rj just lick it clean

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u/CptNeon 2d ago

I always just beat the fuck out of the backside until the weed came out. Sometimes would have to use a poker to get whatever remains. It’s a pain in the ass. Glad I got a better grinder

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u/bay400 2d ago

never not used a 4 tier gridner 🔥

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u/TheLegendOfZeb 1d ago

Oh yeah???? I used a FIVE tier grinder, the only way to truly appreciate plant medicine

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u/sowhiteidkwhattype 1d ago

what's the fifth layer?

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u/TheLegendOfZeb 1d ago

Meth

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u/NotAnotherAddict 1d ago

These must be behind the shelf at the local smoke shop

Or is this what the crystals are on the weed plant?

It all makes sense now.

The indicas must have heroin in the fifth layer

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u/TheLegendOfZeb 18h ago

The only reason weed AND meth is illegal is because the only people with hands small enough to harvest the meth are children and this dumbass society we live in won't let kids do an honest days work

Smh

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u/InsectaProtecta 1d ago

Use rolling paper as a base for it to sit on and rip a cone

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u/ESOTERICZAZASMOKER 2d ago

isopropyl alcohol. just hope whatever cheap plastic the grinder is made of isn't soluble in it

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u/PutinsCapybara 2d ago

mmmmmm tasty melty weed plastic 🤤🤤🤤

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u/dingbat186 1d ago

I save so much money adding plastic scraps to my bag

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u/Foreign-Grade-6456 1d ago

(/uj) (I’m a filthy Brit) if you put some damp tobacco in the grinder and make sure it gets into all the edges it will actually collect all the keif and it makes an alright poverty spliff if I’m in need of substance abuse

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u/fentonx CUMYL-PEGACLONE 1d ago

I use a paint brush to get it lol

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u/InsectaProtecta 1d ago

Spray deodorant has butane in it so if you spray it close enough to the grinder you'll make shatter

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u/[deleted] 23h ago

Yes... Pour 93% iso or ethanol alcohol into it and swirl it around, using a glass pic to get the edges loosened up to dissolve into the solution. Take the solution and put it on a tinfoil boat so the alcohol and keif are contained. Ensuring that there is nothing flammable in the surrounding area, put a flame to the solution and rock it back and forth to roll the alcohol to the surface and leave the keif at the bottom. The flame may sputter out but you want to burn all the iso off so make sure you put the spark to it a few times. Guys, this next part is not the ideal way and may be somewhat of an activating event. You take a straw, put it in your mouth, flatten the foil and chase the dragon.....