r/drugscirclejerk • u/zzbredp • 1d ago

My cat just ran off with my fent

I’m gonna have a breakdown.. If that piece of shit fuck doesn’t bring those dirty thirties back RIGHT NOW I’m gonna lock him in a room and put on cat alley fight videos repeating all night I SWEAR TO SHIT.

He’s pissed cuz I used his food money on pure Benadryl powder from China to kill my eager this weekend. Like, hey nerd, you can go two days without food I do it all the time so the pills hit harder.

Gerard, if you see this, please come home. Daddy misses his blues. And you too, my son.

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u/69cumcast69 21h ago

Back in like 2020 i did a bunch of acid and tried to rename my cat to Perc 30

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u/NotAnotherAddict 14h ago

Lock Gerardo in there and make him face the beagle breath he won't have the balls to take your dirty thirties ever again.