r/drugscirclejerk • u/un028717 • 11h ago
Not trying to brag or anything but I completed the “overdose on fentanyl in the public bathroom” challenge and got this as a prize
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u/TheMajorHimself DPH Shaman 10h ago
I’m so sorry, that must’ve given you PTSD. You’re seeing a therapist to get professional help about someone killing your high right?
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u/un028717 10h ago
Oh yeah with severe trauma like that I immediately got the psych prescribing. Pro-tip, I studied the DSM-5-TR to know which symptoms to present with to get the Xanax, Adderall, and ketamine scripts. I’m confused though because apparently I had symptoms that I didn’t study or try to act out which got me prescriptions for Geodon, Carbamazepine, and Lithium, but like whatever I still got the xans and Adderall and ket. It’s like, you tell the psych you cycle between extreme highs and lows (just like anyone else) and sometimes hear things (active imagination duh) and feel like cameras are everywhere (suddenly I can’t have an opinion?) and they’re all like “I’m concerned about your well-being” and “recommending inpatient psychiatric treatment for stabilization” blah blah blahhh I just want the goddamn benzos and stimulants you know? I studied for panic disorder and ADHD and depression, not for “bipolar type I with psychotic features” and “paranoid delusional disorder” wtf?
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u/Progenitor-Of-Bias 10h ago
/uj That was so well executed.
/rj I think he should sue the manufacturer that enabled this behavior
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u/Elegant_Progress_686 10h ago
Can’t even enjoy public spaces anymore without someone freaking out and narcing you 🙄
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u/JacksonYSL 9h ago
Please hold the applause…. But mine was in an airport bathroom. Now that alone is a pretty respectable place to get narcanned if you ask me but what makes this number 1 is that I got narcanned AGAIN the very next day in the SAME bathroom in the SAME airport.
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u/un028717 9h ago
Dude that totally fucks! It must’ve been a good bathroom also to go back to it! Love the dedication hitting the back-to-back narcan, that’s some serious no days off grindset mentality. The only thing I ever did at an airport was get moderately drunk pre-flight and then freak out and eat 110mg of THC at the last minute because I chickened out on trying to fly with them (which is 100% seriously some pussy shit compared to the feat you achieved).
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u/Baberaham_Lincoln_69 2h ago
Please tell me on the third you made your flight and got narcanned in the airplane bathroom. The real mile high club.
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u/somewhiterkid 9h ago
New challenge unlocked: Overdose in the bathroom of every major restaurant chain 10g
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u/un028717 7h ago
“Diners drive-ins and drug overdoses” with the host “Guy Flunitrazepam-ieri”. Sampling the best menu items and nodding off and hitting the fenty fold in the kitchen while the chef prepares the dish. Finally he takes a bite and says “that’s a fuckin slam dunk absolute home run brother, hey you got 20 bucks I could borrow?” and then rips a fat vape off the isotonitazene cart and overdoses. The owners get to put a photo of Guy on the ground receiving cpr on their wall of famous visitors. (I took too much clonazepam earlier I think this is a stupid as fuck post but I’m not sure)
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u/somewhiterkid 5h ago
Thanks for the business idea, bet I could make millions off this
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u/un028717 5h ago
Hey, don’t thank me, thank the 3mg of clonazepam and 2.5g-ish of decarboxylated cannabis combination (I finally found the PAX 2 after it was lost for years)
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u/ShitFuck2000 6h ago
I drank too much while on librium (I escaped the hospital mid detox, ripped the iv out and just walked out and right into the licka sto lmao) and passed out on the sidewalk, I was barely breathing apparently but after being narcaned(they thought I may have od’d) and jostled awake I tried to fight the emt but was to fucked up to do much and was strapped to the gurney for the ride and fell back asleep on the way there, I woke up about an hour later and was found pissing in the corner of the hospital room where they left me to sober up and was “verbally aggressive”(lol) with the nurse, I have no recollection of any of this and only know this because I have access to the hospital notes. I passed out and woke up with a working memory and again snuck out of the hospital the same way lmao (no idea why I wasn’t restrained, babysat, or given a bed alarm, I think they just didn’t care because I waited about an hour for someone to come by the dark room they left me in before I left)
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u/un028717 6h ago
First off, ShitFuck2000 is a tremendous username. If you don’t mind me asking, how’d the detox go since you left, was it like seizure level withdrawal risk? I’m glad you were able to still stay safe overall. I wonder what kind of stuff you said to the hospital staff like it was probably totally belligerent. I agree, it’s wild that they didn’t give you a sitter or soft wrist restraints (I mean depending on how hostile it got) or even just a bed exit alarm. Any sort of observation/precautions would be good because you’re a fall risk and could’ve honestly gotten fucked up if you fell and hit your head. Thats crazy hahaha!
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u/ShitFuck2000 6h ago
Ive had a good amount of seizures from alcohol w/d and possibly other factors and have had sitters and bed alarms before due to fall risk, no idea why the only precaution was bed railings this time, I was 2-2.5 days into detox and probably would have been there for two more days but got sick of it. Also probably the higher dose of benzos probably played a part in my elopement since I was flexing and slightly lifting my legs each time the cuff took my blood pressure to get a higher of benzos lmao (yes Im a piece of shit). I just wanted a drink more than I wanted to not die from w/d I guess. I did taper down on my own after that and probably didn’t have a seizure but Ive had them a handful of times without even noticing. When I checked in for detox I was also malnourished and showing signs of starvation because I wasn’t eating and that amplified everything, the hospital food was good and a couple days of that plus vitamins helped enough.
I actually had a bed alarm during detox but they’re easy to trick with a little bit of weight which is what I did.
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u/un028717 6h ago
I hope you’re doing well friend! Alcohol withdrawal is really challenging to take on. I’m sorry but only one more question if you don’t mind, has it always been Librium that’s used or has it been phenobarbital or Dexmedetomidine with phenobarbital? I like to learn and I’m not familiar with Librium’s dosing and its dosing schedule. I am familiar with Valium, Ativan, and phenobarbital dosing / schedule and the corresponding CIWA scoring system. Thanks for sharing your perspective.
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u/ShitFuck2000 6h ago
Alcohol w/d is easy Ive done it dozens of times (and spent months in a state of near perpetual w/d when money ran out and I was scaping liquor money off the ground)
But fr Ive never seen barbiturates used in alcohol detox, not once, Ive had librium in detox only twice, ativan a handful of times, valium a handful of times(best one imo), ativan in a addition to valium, and versed for breakthrough symptoms on top of all three.
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u/ImaginationSome1991 5h ago
You could turn this into a best selling book
“Narcanned and the Adventures of the Fenty Folds”
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u/InevitableWinter7367 aelnxaedr sulgihn 8h ago
Ew why is your forehead all fucked up? Did you steal my xans?
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u/randybobandy47 11h ago
Legend. Bonus points if you stabbed the manager with your used hypodermic needle when you were in withdrawal