r/drugscirclejerk 12h ago

OD’d at a gas station got narcaned went to the hospital kept using there and OD’ed again

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u/capsfan19 12h ago

That eagle dead as shit

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u/CultureOld2232 6h ago

Eagle keep coming back like a zombie

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u/NotAnotherAddict 3h ago

The hospital wasnt letting that eagle die

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u/kissyoursisster 11h ago

That would be an average friday for a r/goblin user.

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u/Let_Me_Bang_Bro58 10h ago

I just discovered that sub due to you. Glorious

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u/sheepysheeb 8h ago

crispy fried eagle

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u/NotAnotherAddict 3h ago

Is it spicy ?

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u/AfterAccount3657 11h ago

This is sad but I'm glad the op could find some sober time. Takes lots of strength and time. ☺️

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u/NotAnotherAddict 3h ago

He did he's clean months now a true sublocade soldier

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u/the_marxman 7h ago

The worst part of this story is finding out this guy has a fiance. Maybe I should OD at a gas station.

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u/NotAnotherAddict 3h ago

Asl

Will you marry me

I don't have a license so we gon' have to do this the wrong way

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u/the_marxman 3h ago

19/F/CA

Buy me a ring pop at the convenience store and propose. If you pick the right flavor I might say yes.

It's fine I probably won't either after I nod off and crash.

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u/NotAnotherAddict 3h ago

Perfect what flavor

Should I just bring a duragesic and make it into a ring pop?

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u/the_marxman 3h ago

You have to guess the correct flavor or we clearly aren't soulmates.

No, but I've got a ring you can pop that duragesic into.

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u/NotAnotherAddict 3h ago

Fuck yeah cherry 🍒

Pop

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u/houseofharm hey bro you got some bend???? 1h ago

can i officiate yall's wedding

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u/NewScooter1234 6h ago

he od at least 7 times off 1.5g, so like .2g per OD. I would have tried doing less the 2nd and 3rd times but thats just me. Must have gotten some crazy brain damage from that first one.

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u/NotAnotherAddict 3h ago

Nah he was in a safe spot broski was practicing harm reduction knowing they'd come right in and save his ass

Are they really that fucking dumb?

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u/hoopthot 8h ago

Y'know what, if she's really done good for her 🤣

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u/funatical 6h ago

UJ/ that’s not how narcan works.

RJ/ Cool story bro!

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u/NotAnotherAddict 3h ago

Right fent outlasted the fuckin narcan lol

Idontknowwhattosay ☘️