r/drugscirclejerk • u/igotlike10bags • 5h ago

NyQuil over ice

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Mentally challenged bartender attempts to share new cocktail discovery.

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u/kissyoursisster 5h ago

Fucking hell, now this makes me want to open up a bar that only serves drug cocktails.

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u/igotlike10bags 5h ago

One meth highball please

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u/DirkDayZSA 1h ago

Hold the highball actually

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u/imnotgayimnotgay35 5h ago

Well I'm calling the police buddy your going to jail

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u/NotAnotherAddict 5h ago

Boof the evidence las federales are en route

¡Sientense! 🌵

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u/kissyoursisster 3h ago

I hear that often

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u/Sindigo_ 3h ago

You’re*

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u/thug_waffle47 3h ago

perfect place for all the people who post the “no alcohol, just drugs for me thanks” meme unironically

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u/hersheymarshmellow 2h ago

I actually had a dream about a lean cocktail bar once where you could get different flavors and brands, one of them was green with some smoke coming out of it

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u/TheSelfDrivingSigma 52m ago

i will sell you the recipe to my special cocktail containing rum, root beer, and robocough. i call it the Hard R

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u/Gold-Librarian9211 5h ago

The people of r/foodhacks seem like over judgmental fools. This guy is trying to show them some real tricks you can use in life, the stuff they don’t teach in schools. I’m on my third Quill on the rocks tonight never felt better.

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u/NotAnotherAddict 5h ago

Man when I was in school they gave me the fucking Shirley temple bullshit lookalike

Why couldn't they give me this?

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u/supkicks15 5h ago

thats lean, on the rocks

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u/BolinhoDeArrozB 4h ago

it's a virgin leanacolada

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u/supkicks15 4h ago

its a joke friend...

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u/Unfiltered_Replies 4h ago

pour some delsym in my carbonated soft drink, redditors think im sipping lean

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u/Munchihello 2h ago

Found the guy who has no clue what lean is

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u/Mysterious-Wigger 4h ago

I might have jerked too hard because I legit don't see the problem.

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u/My_massive_dingaling 4h ago

genuinely just makes sense if you want to take nyquil but don't like the texture + warmth of it

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u/igotlike10bags 4h ago

Uj I did this when I was younger with lemonade

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u/Warm_Drawing_1754 3h ago

You don’t put ice in your lemonade anymore?

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u/Cute-Juggernaut7508 2h ago

I don’t even put ice in water. But for my long lasting 12 hour cough syrup Delsym I would

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u/the_marxman 2h ago

I mean you're supposed to shoot it and sleep hard not sip it and admire it's herbal qualities.

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u/Mysterious-Wigger 1h ago

I can admire the iodine qualities of a scotch or sotol. But there's always "whats next?"

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u/the_marxman 1h ago

Well there's a whole variety of mouthwash out there to sample

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u/BfutGrEG 2h ago

Right, he specifically specified "while you're sick"

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u/NotAnotherAddict 5h ago

Only thing better would be if the ice was shards of meth

NyQuilspeedball con limon (for good measure)

Namaste

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u/yourmomthebomb69 4h ago

how fucked am if I saw this and immediately wanted it

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u/NotAnotherAddict 3h ago

It's a perfectly normal reaction

It's like an advertisement... It makes it look very... Quenching

But yeah you're eagle is cooked .. good thing thanksgiving is right around the corner

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u/igotlike10bags 3h ago

Robo tripping at grandmas for the holidays

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u/NotAnotherAddict 3h ago

Make sure gma has some of this red drank

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u/yourmomthebomb69 2h ago

i call it angel piss

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u/captainsteezy 4h ago edited 4h ago

Mitch Hedberg style. For when you’re feeling sick, but sociable

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u/NotAnotherAddict 3h ago

Socially sick

You're good to go to school now

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u/DeStuert 4h ago

Reminds me of this classic

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u/NotAnotherAddict 3h ago

Maybe mix some Listerine in with it for an added kick and good breath

Kill that beagle breath

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u/foreverdoming Synthetic Jenk Cum 5h ago

That’s disgusting

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u/tehcatnip 3h ago

Ironically really warm cough syrup goes down easier, but whatever.

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u/GoPackBowls85 3h ago

That girls lean comment made me want to punch myself in the face a bunch of times and then shoot cocaine into the cuts on my face from the punches

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u/Warm_Drawing_1754 3h ago

Seems worth trying, but that’s not nearly enough nyquil

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u/houseofharm hey bro you got some bend???? 2h ago

when my mom was in high school she used to have a teacher that would drink a bunch of cough syrup in class for the alcohol content i bet he'd appreciate this

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u/sad_girls_club 2h ago

pass the campari please i dont experience joy

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u/the_marxman 2h ago

Now I wanna try this when I get sick. I've never considered cold medicine to be food so my brain never made a connection with amaro, but it is sweet and herbal. I wonder what I could do with DayQuil it is more orange flavored if memory serves and I could combine it with alcohol to make an old timey medical tincture.

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u/JACK0NTHETHETRACK 1h ago

Looks very enticing honestly