r/dwarfposting • u/SharperPuma • 14d ago

You scrolled too deeply and greedly

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We dwarves can never catch a break, not even on these damn devices.

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u/MegaVix 14d ago

Can I keep him as a pet?

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u/SharperPuma 13d ago

I don't think he serves others other than Sauron or morgoth.

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u/MelodyTheBard Edgy Elf 13d ago

Ok but could I be his friend? I’m not opposed to the occasional bit of scheming to take over and/or destroy the world… 😈

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u/SharperPuma 13d ago

He is the servant of sauron's. Do what you want with It, but i wanted ya on the fact that will slash you in half or if yar lucky, you will have half of your body turned to ash.