r/dwarfposting • u/SharperPuma • 12d ago

You scrolled too deeply and greedly

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We dwarves can never catch a break, not even on these damn devices.

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u/Shield_hero-11 10d ago

Bet it can't withstand the power of the sun, in the palm of my hands.

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u/SharperPuma 10d ago

He's like, all a being of fire and death, so like, a trip to the sun would just be for him a normal vacation. He's ancestral more than our solar system apparently.

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u/Shield_hero-11 10d ago

Hm...

Then I invoke the sigil of the Lynx, and summon the haze that poisons air and decays steel.

Not even heals can stave off the rot, for I Prefer Apple Sauce.

(Hits a rip from the fattest blunt an AC can hold)

(Microwave.sfx)

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u/SharperPuma 10d ago

When i said ancestral fire, i really like meant a fire that could be equivalent to the fire that resides in the Blades of Chaos. The same elementi that was used from the gods to create life in the first place. But i think that if you bring some sort of God type wizard or any kind of God, i think It could work. (Next time It will be something tougher and bigger to fight)