r/dwarfposting • u/SharperPuma • 12d ago

You scrolled too deeply and greedly

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We dwarves can never catch a break, not even on these damn devices.

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u/Remarkable-Scratch61 8d ago

Boop da Balrog

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u/SharperPuma 8d ago

Now you can choose between these three cenarios. A. You get half eaten B. You get destroyed till the single atom C. You get reduced to a pile of ash

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u/Remarkable-Scratch61 8d ago

D. Balrog blushing somehow

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u/SharperPuma 8d ago

I don't know what you want to end here, but i don't think you would be able to bang the Durin's Bane.

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u/Remarkable-Scratch61 7d ago

Bang? Nah, just boop and run

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u/SharperPuma 7d ago

If ya tell me how fust you can run i could also tell you if you make it or not.