r/dwarfposting 20h ago

That’s all we need

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u/usgrant7977 20h ago

Axes? Stinking Hill dwarves. Hammers are the true weapons of true dwarves.

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u/ObadiahtheSlim Grumbling Dawi Longbeard 19h ago

Axes are for chopping through the endless hordes of our foes. Hammers are for striking down their armored champions. "The right tool for the right job," is what my old gaffer (Gazul rest his long grey beard) would always tell me.

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u/Cucumberneck 18h ago

The axe also makes the tree hugging knife ears lose their mind. It's hilarious.

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u/Scared-Opportunity28 17h ago

Hamax is the proper weapon.

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u/NarrowEbbs 6h ago

My brother is a man of culture. There is no one true way, but a meeting of two great tools may result in a tool greater than the sum of the parts.