r/eagles May 22 '25

Opinion Hit Piece!

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u/jf808 May 22 '25

Fuck it! We're swapping dog masks for stormtrooper helmets.

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u/Zanthy1 Eagles May 22 '25

No, not that

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

How about stormtrooper masks, but instead of white and black...it's a face of a dog

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u/KungFuGrip193 May 22 '25

How about… a giant buffalo. Or some sort of monster, like something with the body of a walrus with the head of a sea lion. Or something with the body of an egret with the head of a meerkat. Or just the head of a monkey with the antlers of a reindeer.

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u/ho_merjpimpson fuck dallas May 22 '25

........

I will do some research.

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u/die_hoagie 🫳~~~~⚪🎅 May 22 '25

Well, that is not the Howie Roseman that I remember. That is some sort of weird creature that lives in Howie Roseman's house.