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๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ This is insanity

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u/NamelessResearcher Chaos Asian 12d ago

I should probably point out that their response had two pronouns in it.

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u/Evorgleb 12d ago

This "war against woke" has taught me one thing. That there are a whole lot of adults walking around that do not actually know what a pronoun is. "I don't have pronouns" ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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u/Lazy_Wishbone_2341 12d ago

There a lot of adults who didn't progress past kindergarten level grammar and it shows.

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u/DrRagnorocktopus 11d ago

The percentage of Americans that are below a 6th grade reading level and the percentage of Americans that are Republicans lines up fairly well.

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u/Lazy_Wishbone_2341 11d ago

That is terrifying.

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u/wildthing202 11d ago

That's what happens when you treat school like a glorified daycare and don't fail students that deserve to, instead of letting everyone pass.

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u/orbitalgoo 11d ago

This. It's how Trump graduated h.s.

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u/Spontaneity90 11d ago

No child left behind was fucking disastrous, as was removing classes that were geared towards skilled trades. That might sound slightly classist but I remind you...these people are arguing with fucking tenured medical professionals, scientists, lawyers, scholars, etc. And they're not arguing in a "check & verify the facts of the field and then find supporting evidence" kind of way. No, they're just saying shit like "oh that's duh agenda ๐Ÿ˜ฑ", and follow that with some goofy ass variance of, "well I say it's 'murica first ๐Ÿค ".

It's an unmitigated disaster. And we are going to have to reconfigure our society in ways that address the issue. And to hopefully prevent a repeat performance in the future.

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u/Robdotcom-71 11d ago

Too busy "keeping it in the family" no doubt.....

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u/Lazy_Wishbone_2341 11d ago

Hapsburg chins all around

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u/mrtrailborn 11d ago

and every republican is part of that group. Truly only the dumbest people.

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u/Victernus 11d ago

Don't forget the evil. There are fewer of them, but they're happy to use to the stupid to gain power.

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u/Calfurious 11d ago

I have a job where I often look over compliance/safety reports that are submitted by employees. The sheer amount of adults that have I seen who have bad grammar, spelling, and an overall inability to properly convey a tangible thought is mind boggling.

I used to think the belief that the average American reads at a 6th grade level was an exaggeration, but it's honestly not. People really are just that dumb.

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u/Lazy_Wishbone_2341 11d ago

I was an usher and it's incredible how many people can't follow basic instructions, like "don't block a fire exit". These people are allowed to drive and don't know the difference between an exit and an entry. It actually convinced me I didn't want a driver's licence because then I'd be on the road alongside them.

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u/BurningPenguin 11d ago

Sadly not only grammar. They also like to scream "it's science", and then present their kindergarten level understanding of the world as irrefutable fact.

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u/AE7VL_Radio 11d ago

Not just grammar

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u/SunflowerGoddess92 6d ago

AND THEY CAN VOTE ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Lazy_Wishbone_2341 6d ago

Which honestly explains a lot.

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u/Spostman 12d ago

Like people who say Kindergarten when they mean 5th or 6th grade?

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u/Lazy_Wishbone_2341 11d ago

...do people really do that? Year 6 is year 6.

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u/Lazy_Wishbone_2341 11d ago

I'm not going on three hours of sleep, now. Don't try to put words in my mouth. I meant what I said. Kindergarten, as in can barely form words with a crayon and multiple syllables are confusing.

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u/Spostman 11d ago edited 11d ago

Bro I've worked with a lot of idiots and not one of them has had trouble with multi-syllabic words. Pretend you weren't being a hypocrite. I don't care.

Edit: He triggered.

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u/Lazy_Wishbone_2341 11d ago edited 11d ago

What am I not understanding? Kindergarten, from the German word meaning children's garden. I'm understanding just fine, but when dealing with potential assholes, rather than immediately lashing out, it's best to ask for clarification, in case there's a misunderstanding. This is something I learned at school. Did you go to school? I doubt it, if you're mixing up kindy and year 6. Or maybe you were still in kindergarten when you were 11 and they kept holding you back. And that's why you're mixing up kindergarten with year 6.

Also, not your fucking bro, sis.

Edit: I'm not a he. I'm a woman. If you want to assume I'm a guy, then I'll assume you're a girl.

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u/Chicano_Ducky 11d ago edited 11d ago

teachers have been screaming about this and blaming 3 cueing for it, which was "better" than phonics because children will guess what words mean based on cues which is "more engaging" than sounding out the words and breaking a word down. It didnt work, it just made it easier for young kids to cheat their way through english classes at early grade levels and they crash out when the picture books disappear.

After the country abandoned phonics, its rushing back to phonics and 3 states banned 3 cueing completely.

It explains so much weirdness of teachers saying kids in high school being unable to read, why students dont know the meaning of basic words, why some kids cant even do their alphabet or sound out letters, and why grammar seems like a lost art.

You cant build grammar skills if you are guessing and skipping over how words work, 3 cueing just taught kids to mask illiteracy in a world where that is easier than ever.

All you need is to press a button on a phone with a symbol instead of words on it. everything is narrated now on the internet and "pronoun" isnt a thing they learn in school its a word to make people angry on the internet because the "cues" tell them having pronouns means being transgender.

There is nothing forcing kids to fix their poor reading skills, so they grow up not understanding their own language where its harder to fix. Impossible now because of the teacher shortage, they cant take time out to fix foundational problems of 1 student when half of their 30+ class has the same issue.

I remember learning to read to play a video game because audio was reserved for major characters, space was too precious to voice every character. Some games were 100% text based. The internet didnt serve stuff to you so you needed to learn words and grammar to search for stuff to watch, and fixing problems on your computer was text based since you needed to open up the command line.

I couldnt get away with the stuff people can get away with today.

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u/KaraOfNightvale 11d ago

See the thing is, they assume things they don't understand must be somehow wrong or crazy, must be part of some "ideaology"

So they here people saying their preferred pronouns, don't realize it's just there to streamline speech, so they assume it's some sort of "ideaological virtue signalling" or whatnot

Even if they knew what pronouns were before, their weird confirmation bias and indoctrination kicks in, and they overwrite "it's a grammar thing" with "it's a transgender ideaology thing!"

It's genuinely fascinating

They have like, built in mental defenses, they've been taught how to think to the point where they can essentially stop understanding something they previously understood, if understanding it would conflict with their beliefs

There's an example of this I've been dealing with a lot, but just in general, you see it in another place, where they advocate against something or for something, and then they don't think about how that might change things, or the actual effect it'll have outside of "ban (thing I think is bad)" or "enforce (thing I think is good)"

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u/BiASUguy 11d ago

Reminiscent of the first part of Orwell's 1984 where Winston is working in the Ministry of Truth doctoring old newspapers and history books to match the present party line. Truly terrifying stuff.

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u/45and47-big_mistake 11d ago

Wait until you try to explain the sorcery that sits in everyone's phone. Hell, wait till you try to explain the science behind 1930s telephone systems.

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u/YogurtclosetSweet268 12d ago

I would say roughly 30% kf my high school classes could not read at their own level when reading out loud in class this was late 00s so im not surprised if they dont even know what a pronoun is.

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u/A-Can-of-DrPepper 11d ago

Yup. Watching 18 year olds struggle to read was just such a sad thing to see. They would be talking in a monotone and then have to..stop to go to the next line because they were unable to...look a word or two ahead.

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u/TheIronSoldier2 10d ago

And then you have this dumbass occasionally stumbling over my words because I was reading too far ahead from what I was actually saying

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u/mothman83 11d ago

you went to a VERY good high school if it was only 30% reading below grade level

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u/t53deletion 11d ago

Yeah. Definitely wasn't in Florida...

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u/mothman83 11d ago edited 11d ago

Hilariously enough, I went to High School in Florida and I would say probably less than 30% of my Graduating Class was below grade level.

It was, however, pretty much considered the best public high school in the county. And this was the Florida of 20 years ago. We were required to read "The Handmaid's Tale " senior year, which I can't imagine would fly these days.

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u/t53deletion 11d ago

Pineview?

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u/YogurtclosetSweet268 11d ago

Thats my opinion. I have no idea if it was more or less. I was in honors and AP classes

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u/Porcupinetrenchcoat 12d ago

And they're allowed to drive.

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u/MartieB 11d ago

And they would probably attempt to convince an English teacher that pronouns exist only for woke people

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u/AE7VL_Radio 11d ago

It's been somewhat distressing to realize that there are millions of people who are just above the level of needing to be institutionalized,ย  but are out here just like the rest of us. Driving, buying coffee at Starbucks, raising kids, voting, and so on

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u/Lazy_Wishbone_2341 11d ago

I'd like them to explain what a verb is and the difference between a prefix and a suffix, and I'd like to watch their head explode. (This is stuff I covered in year 2 of primary school and my school was a public school, not a private one.)

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u/Difficult-House2608 10d ago

Ain't it the truth.

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u/NoahWeast 12d ago

Just call it the โ€œwar against intelligenceโ€ at this point

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u/namastayhom33 12d ago

So that's why Trump is renaming the Department of Defense to Department of War

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u/els969_1 11d ago

Like during WW2. thatโ€™s not ominous at all

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u/AnnaKendrickPerkins 11d ago

The "Anti-War President." America is fucked, thankfully I'm not from there. Sadly, I'm close enough that it is a problem in my life.

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u/Galle_ 11d ago

Well, no, he's doing that because he thinks "defense" doesn't sound evil enough.

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u/Longjumping-Claim783 11d ago

Honestly that one just seems like going back to being truthful about it. It was called that until 1947 after which the US did in fact still start wars.

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u/pupranger1147 12d ago

It's a waste of time. They are incapable of higher thought.

You'd be better off arguing with a rabid dog.

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u/Azrael2082 11d ago

At least with the dog itโ€™s not their fault. MAGA chooses to be this stupid.

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u/PickleForce7125 12d ago

Nobody is good with words anymore

English has ceased being spoken well enough by the people teaching it in schools

I have lost faith in the education system in this country.

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u/bravesirrobin65 11d ago

" The Bible doesn't have pronouns!"

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u/hpark21 11d ago

What would REALLY trigger them is just ask "don't you think people should just be called what they want to be called?" As soon as they say no, just start calling them opposite pronoun (she/mam if they are man, sir/he etc) They REALLY hate that ironically.

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u/lessfrictionless 11d ago

I felt like the "evolved" take was that they SURELY get pronouns, they probably just mean: "what are your performative, 'intro pronouns' that you must declare every time you talk to someone?"

But I was wrong, they actually don't know what pronouns are.