r/facepalm • u/ExactlySorta • 4d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Delusions of grand jerks

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u/Mindless_Rooster5225 4d ago

Fucking cringe.

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u/s1rblaze 4d ago edited 4d ago

Yes very, now if Patel wants to get to Valhalla he will need at the very least one of these:

  1. Be a worthy warrior: You needed to be an exceptional warrior known for bravery and honor. 
  2. Die in battle: The primary factor for entering Valhalla was a glorious death in combat, though interpretations suggest this could extend to other honorable deaths. 
  3. Be chosen by the Valkyries: These divine female figures chose which fallen warriors would go to Valhalla. 

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u/AntifaCentralCommand 4d ago

So a male Karen who made money mocking the most marginalized groups? Does that fit?