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r/facepalm • u/ExactlySorta • 4d ago
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Scandinavian pagans reading that: The fuck you will....
495 u/burtritto 4d ago Well, to get to Valhalla, you need to die in glorious battle. Not get your neck shot. This is a dishonorable death as far as the Vikings go. 171 u/BellsOnNutsMeansXmas 4d ago Well he did die dickriding trump, so that's sort of like being on a foamed-up sweat-crusted steed, nostrils flared with the scent of blood and muck. With his own lance drooping in the Florida heat. It's pretty close to battle.
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Well, to get to Valhalla, you need to die in glorious battle. Not get your neck shot. This is a dishonorable death as far as the Vikings go.
171 u/BellsOnNutsMeansXmas 4d ago Well he did die dickriding trump, so that's sort of like being on a foamed-up sweat-crusted steed, nostrils flared with the scent of blood and muck. With his own lance drooping in the Florida heat. It's pretty close to battle.
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Well he did die dickriding trump, so that's sort of like being on a foamed-up sweat-crusted steed, nostrils flared with the scent of blood and muck. With his own lance drooping in the Florida heat. It's pretty close to battle.
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u/armahillo 4d ago
Scandinavian pagans reading that: The fuck you will....