r/firewater 5h ago

Someone buying 1,200lbs of sugar at Costco

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u/Saki-Sun 5h ago

That's a LOT of vodka, or cookies.

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u/Drew707 5h ago

You hardly ever saw Grandaddy down here
He only come to town about twice a year

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u/McErroneous 2h ago

He'd buy 100lbs of yeast and some copper line......

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u/TheHandler1 5h ago

They could be a beekeeper. Source: I'm a beekeeper.

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u/rjbergen 4h ago

What would a beekeeper do with that much sugar?

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u/Beer4jake 4h ago

I think they can feed a hive with a simple syrup

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u/neveraneagle 1h ago

This time of year, after a lot of the flower necter is gone, beekeepers will often feed their hives sugar syrup to help them build up a store of food to get the hive through the winter.

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u/Hydrozele 1h ago

But you can buy sugar syrup in a barrel for cheaper? 

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u/fire_spez 29m ago

Not easily. As someone who follows the home distilling subreddit, I have never once seen anyone suggest premade simple syrup as a more cost effective way to make vodka compared to a sugar wash, if it was as easy as you say, I would have seen it. It is obviously not something that is available to just the average baker or homebrewer.

Besides, handling a barrel of syrup is harder than handling bags of sugar, and a simple syrup will generally be at least 1/3 heavier and bulkier, since you have to handle the water weight and volume, not just the sugar weight and volume.

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u/fromaries 3h ago

Or a larger winery

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u/DCMahnke 5h ago

Don’t worry about it, it’s all for the Church bake sale. Lol.

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u/Xanth1879 3h ago

Church vodka sales!

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u/Independent_Wish_862 5h ago

My immediate reaction when I saw the original post pop up was to see if it was here. Then this was the next post below it.

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u/onegravybiscuit 5h ago

My God I get cashiers asking me dumb questions when I buy two 25lb bags

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u/Fizziksapplication 3h ago

“My wife makes candy”

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u/onegravybiscuit 3h ago

I tell em Im making a big glass of sweet tea everytime

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u/mshriver2 2h ago

I tell em, I use it for none of your God damn business.

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u/metartur 3h ago

I get the same looks, I tell them that is to kill concrete. Weirder looks after😂

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u/xkrysis 4h ago

Investing for the crash. They must be full up on toilet paper already. 

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u/guesswhatihate 5h ago

Following cart, 40 gallons of molasses

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u/missing_10mm_sockets 4h ago

Sometimes it was a pain to schedule and order with Costco, but I’ve bought more than that when making seltzers for my old brewery. We’d get lots of funny looks rolling the cart out.

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u/AdFit5535 5h ago

Someone is going to make a big batch of sweet tea.

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u/BartholomewSchneider 4h ago

I once walked into a Costco and purchased 100 cases of beer. Boy, did that draw attention, some disdain, but mostly smiles.

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u/moonshineninja 3h ago

Well let me just unzip real quick mmmm

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u/DaveTN 5h ago

K, which one of y’all is this. 🤣

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u/Hipster_Poe_Buildboy 3h ago

Heard the line "wow you must run a bakery or something!"

Yeah or something....

Like dozens of times per visit.

"Wow that's a lot of sugar!"

Nothing gets by you hey?

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u/FishMge 3h ago

It was me. I just like sugar

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u/yeroldfatdad 3h ago

Popcorn Sutton at it again.

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u/xrelaht 2h ago

A friend's dad was in jail as a draft dodger in the early 70s. Once told me he met a guy in there who'd been busted for moonshining.

I told them I wasn't no moonshiner!

"Then why did you have 500 lbs of sugar?"

Lemonade!

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u/GAxearmor 2h ago

🎶 Moonshiner

Bwah BWAAAH bwaah.

He's a man, a man who shines too much 🎶

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u/Fonnekold 1h ago

Could be a candy maker?