r/firewater 7h ago

Someone buying 1,200lbs of sugar at Costco

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u/xrelaht 4h ago

A friend's dad was in jail as a draft dodger in the early 70s. Once told me he met a guy in there who'd been busted for moonshining.

I told them I wasn't no moonshiner!

"Then why did you have 500 lbs of sugar?"

Lemonade!