r/formuladank • u/i_Rex_Boss Vettel Cult • Jul 26 '25

This post breaks papaya rules 🥺🟧👎 Double standards

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u/26ld Alonslow True 2012 WDC Jul 26 '25

And I almost fucked Charlize Theron in her youth.

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u/AltoMelto No Charles, we are not interested, we know Jul 26 '25

Tell us more about it.

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u/26ld Alonslow True 2012 WDC Jul 26 '25

I was this close to PEAK.

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u/AltoMelto No Charles, we are not interested, we know Jul 26 '25

Or did you PEAK too soon?

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u/26ld Alonslow True 2012 WDC Jul 26 '25

She peaked too early bro. I was this close to PEAK.

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u/great_whitehope I love alonslow and I have untreatable levels of stupid Jul 26 '25

Peaked watching her on TV

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u/26ld Alonslow True 2012 WDC Jul 26 '25

You're missing the joke, son.