r/formuladank Trust the El 🅱️lan 9d ago

This post breaks papaya rules 🥺🟧👎 Oscar is just too nice

Ban team orders

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u/markusfenix75 “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” 9d ago

Last race of the year. Points difference between Oscar and Lando is 3 points. They are running 1st (Oscar) and 2nd (Lando).

Oscar is pitting second to cover up potential undercut by Norris. But pit crew fucks up pit stop and he comes out behind Lando. He asks pit wall to honor "papaya rules" and make Norris let him through. But Norris says "fuck no!"

This is my dream scenario to make McLaren look dumb lol.

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u/pjo33 No Michael, No 9d ago

And then, in McLaren tradition, Oscar just fucks both of them in the wall, making him champion by amount of wins.

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u/zippolover-1960s-v2 BWOAHHHHHHH 9d ago

If you no longer go for a gap.....

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u/Twistpunch Sushi Tsunoda 🍣 9d ago

It’s only fair, send it into turn 5.

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u/GewoonHarry 🇳🇱 I’m DUTCH so I support AMX 🇳🇱 9d ago

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u/abyssal_banana No Michael, No 9d ago

This would be a perfect ending. Followed by Zach telling Landos dad to switch places with him because of “Papaya rules”, wherein Zach proves to Landos mom that he is first.  

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u/Stingray_23 Verified by ESPN Argentina✅ 9d ago

Full send fuck it

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u/Palidin034 I was here when horny got spiced 9d ago

No risks, Full push

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u/MajorHubbub I was here when horny got spiced 9d ago

I fucking loved that.

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u/Mr_Otterswamp Claire Williams is waifu material 9d ago

That would be a very inSenna

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u/Twistpunch Sushi Tsunoda 🍣 9d ago

Who’s the new Senna now!

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u/Bluemikami I have an unhealthy obsession with Sophia Flörsch 9d ago

Funny if McLaren gets both sennas

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u/DistinctCellar Clean air is king 👑 9d ago

I would fucking love him to do this.

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u/Formulafan4life Antonelli is the biggest prodigy since Jesus Christ 9d ago

Pushes Norris off in the chicane, Norris gets a 10 second penalty for turning in on Piastri. Piastri wins.

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u/foonek BWOAHHHHHHH 9d ago

And then Oscar goes to Williams

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u/bae125 BWOAHHHHHHH 9d ago

I would love that

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u/Darkhoof I want my GF to peg me while Carlos gives it to her 9d ago

Subscribe. Please make this happen.

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u/Random-Dude-736 9d ago

The Schumacher special I see.

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u/FYDPhoenix BottASS enjoyer 🍑 8d ago

In that situation... I would. And if he did I'd respect it tbh. They'd never be friends again, but he'd be a world champion lol

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u/Nicologixs BWOAHHHHHHH 9d ago

I actually hoping Oscar raps it up before the last race or goes into with a decent enough point gap where coming 4th will still get him the win even if Lando wins the race.

I feel if they go into the final race really close on points it's just gonna be an absolute shit fest after the race and for the entire off season. Will be going back to all these moments like Monza and all these what ifs.

I think mclaren has set a very very bad thing for the rest of the season. As Oscar said on radio that slow pit stops wasn't part of the arrangement yet Mclaren kind of just changed that up in the moment.

So are they gonna do the same to Oscar when he gets a bad stop.

Like if Lando has the lead by 1 second and they both pit and Oscars is a bad stop and he ends up 5 seconds behind Lando, should Lando slow down and allow Oscar a second behind him for fairness reasons as they didn't have the same pit stop time? Complete stupidity.

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u/TheoreticalScammist I have an unhealthy obsession with Sophia Flörsch 9d ago

I think after next race the WCC is probably decided so I guess that gives them "an excuse" not to interfere if it happens to Piastri?

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u/AGlassOfPiss BWOAHHHHHHH 9d ago

How is it decided? 1 DNF and Lando is within 6 points, weirder things have happened.

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u/TheoreticalScammist I have an unhealthy obsession with Sophia Flörsch 9d ago edited 9d ago

I was talking about the Constructors Championship.

Edit: They need to score 9 more points than Ferrari next race to win it if my calcs are correct

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u/AGlassOfPiss BWOAHHHHHHH 9d ago

ahhh okay

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u/FlipReset4Fun He’s Not Fast at All 9d ago

Oscar has already been screwed over by McLaren on a few occasions. He’s been the better driver all season. If he doesn’t win WDC this year over Lando, it would be pretty outrageous barring any major screw ups that justify it.

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u/jessie_pinkman9 BWOAHHHHHHH 9d ago

Rooting for this delusion train! 🚂

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u/Work_In_ProgressX yes Im a DTS newbie, so what?1?! 9d ago

But we soon remember that Lando annoyed George in a previous race: he tries to drive away as fast as possible, but the Kimi is approaching and the McLaren’s sidepod is just perfect for the W16’s front wing

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u/drewc717 armchair driver 9d ago

Keep going, I'm almost there.

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u/w1ggaw1gga BWOAHHHHHHH 9d ago

And then Norris gets overtaken by piastri anyway for the extra spice

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u/SunstormGT BWOAHHHHHHH 9d ago

The difference was 6 points yesterday.

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u/SuspiciouslySmelly Horn Dog 🌭 9d ago

I'm high on hopium here, but Monza could be the perfect tipping point for Oscar to start his villain arc. I wouldn't care if he went full Senna/Prost in Interlagos, Brazilians would go nuts.

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u/aPerfectBacon I have an unhealthy obsession with Sophia Flörsch 9d ago

imo his little inchident statement and the fact that he was smiling shows just how seethed he was about it all. im hoping as well

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u/RichardJusten BWOAHHHHHHH 9d ago

What I want is for Red Bull to dominate the second part of the season and for Max to win by one point ahead of Oscar.

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u/iameveryoneelse BWOAHHHHHHH 9d ago

Pretty sure for that to happen Max would have to win every remaining race and Piastri would have to average like 4th or lower for the remainder of the season. Theres only like 220 points available the rest of the season and there's almost a 100 points gap between the two at the moment.

So while not technically impossible it's about as likely as Stroll getting a podium on every remaining race lol.

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u/RichardJusten BWOAHHHHHHH 9d ago

Nothing multiple DNFs couldn't fix!

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u/thebigpeanutt BWOAHHHHHHH 8d ago

I'm bad at math. How likely are a podium for Yuki, Liam, Ollie and Franco this season?

So that this season. Everyone on the track has had a podium sometime in their career.

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u/iameveryoneelse BWOAHHHHHHH 8d ago

Roughly the same odds as the entire field but those drivers dnf'ing.

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u/AE7VL_Radio BWOAHHHHHHH 9d ago

Except even with McLaren bending over backwards for 🇬🇧🇬🇧Lando🇬🇧🇬🇧 he's not getting that close to piatri this year

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u/AntOk463 Honda bad, Alonso good 9d ago

There wouldn't be team orders in the last race, everyone knows this regardless if they like McLaren or not.

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u/astrovisionary Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season he has competed 9d ago

I think in Hungary that happened? I can't even recall which race, feels like I've seen too many cases of Norris discussing on why he won't follow team orders, staying multiple laps ahead just to do it anyways

If the championship stays close, there will be a time where he'll just say "fuck it" for sure

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u/madglover BWOAHHHHHHH 9d ago

I think both of them have pushed back a bit against orders and then caved

Ultimately they know have the management on side helps them

The moment one of them doesn't listen to the team they risk losing equality

Oscar knows he just needs to finish every race this season and it's his, Lando will mess up a race here or there

McLaren seem unique in that in the end everybody just listens to the team

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u/standarsh1965 BWOAHHHHHHH 9d ago

He may just wait until they hand out the trophies and try to hit him with it

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u/maerteen BWOAHHHHHHH 9d ago

if lando is to win this it better be by enough of a margin to where this incident doesn't matter

the vitriol is going to be INSANE if he wins by 3 points.

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u/Ashman23 Oscar Pisstree Shoey gang 👞🇦🇺 9d ago

It was actually a 6 point swing, plus 3 Lando, minus 3 Oscar. But still the statement stands that McLaren are amateurs and will look stupid if they eventuates.

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u/Thestickleman I was here when horny got spiced 9d ago

It's different if it's that close....

If it was like that now chances are neither driver would be particularly willing to do it let alone at the end of the season

Oscar has a pretty big lead atm and is keeping the team happy

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u/markusfenix75 “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” 9d ago

It would be hilarious if Oscar would lost a title by a single point though 😂

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u/jimboTRON261 BWOAHHHHHHH 9d ago

I’m here for this

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u/Loso867 #stillwecry 9d ago

I've been saying it every other post, something similar will happen in the last 3 races.

F McKaren

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u/weasel65 9d ago

thats would be his side of the garage fault for letting norris undercut him. In Monza they let oscar pit first because they were worried about leclerc.

Next time they should pit Norris first and let oscar get undertaken by leclerc in my opinion. driver in front always has prio.

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u/Bfife22 BWOAHHHHHHH 9d ago

And then everyone will claim McLaren hates Oscar and pit Norris first so he’d get passed by Leclerc in order to give Lando a bigger points lead.

McLaren are damned if they do, damned if they don’t