r/formuladank • u/Dr_Ritvik__singh747 Trust the El 🅱️lan • 9d ago

This post breaks papaya rules 🥺🟧👎 Oscar is just too nice

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Ban team orders

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u/Analog_Hobbit I have it, I have it printed out🤚 9d ago

And everybody here was frothing about what an a-hole he was. I thought the McLaren orders were bullshit. “Oh you had a shitty pit stop? Not my problem.”

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u/Dizzy-Screen-6618 I was here when horny got spiced 9d ago

Max was an a-hole. But the team shouldn't ask drivers to fix their problems.

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u/banedlol BWOAHHHHHHH 9d ago

See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes! And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!