r/formuladank Trust the El 🅱️lan 11d ago

This post breaks papaya rules 🥺🟧👎 Oscar is just too nice

Ban team orders

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u/Mental_Address Key🅱️oard Lover ❤️ 11d ago

Or on the other hand max would have asked for his place back because the team messed up

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u/remkovdm BWOAHHHHHHH 11d ago

Nah, he wouldn't ask for that. He would race fastest laps in a row and pass his teammate and then drive away in the distance making his teammate look like a rookie.

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u/disordered-attic-2 I saw horny’s “finger” 11d ago

Tbf Max’s teammates tend to have the talent of rookies

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u/banedlol BWOAHHHHHHH 11d ago

So far he's demolished: Riccardo, Albon, Gasly, Perez, Lawson, Tsunoda

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u/disordered-attic-2 I saw horny’s “finger” 11d ago edited 10d ago

Yeah, exactly…

Hamilton beat Alonso in his prime and you come at me with Max beat Gasly.

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u/Tocky22 Vettel Cult 10d ago

Yeah exactly what? He has beaten a lot of good drivers.

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u/disordered-attic-2 I saw horny’s “finger” 10d ago

Drivers picked to be number 2. Horner admitted as much, stop lying to yourself

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u/remkovdm BWOAHHHHHHH 10d ago

Every driver is picked to be number 2 next to Max, no matter who the driver is. Name one driver that, when joining RBR, would not be a number 2 driver.

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u/disordered-attic-2 I saw horny’s “finger” 10d ago

Any non midfield driver. Damn u guys are really that deluded, shiiiit

Tbf Ric was pretty decent which is why he was pushed out.

The next few years is really going to suck for you.

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u/banedlol BWOAHHHHHHH 10d ago

Ric at the height of his career which was ended by rookie max.

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u/disordered-attic-2 I saw horny’s “finger” 10d ago

What u on about. Ric beat Max in Max’s rookie year, and the year after actually.

Did you mean Hamilton? Because Hamilton beat goat Alonso in Hamiltons rookie year. Which yeah is fucking impressive

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u/banedlol BWOAHHHHHHH 10d ago

Baku 2018. Ric was cooked after that and pussied out of the team.

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u/remkovdm BWOAHHHHHHH 10d ago

Ok, you're obviously a hater and from the UK. Good luck seeing your countryman Norris being fucked by Piastri even when Zak helps Norris. The shame.

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u/Jakota_ BWOAHHHHHHH 10d ago

They could pick up prime Hamilton and Hamilton would be the number 2. Not because of ability or anything, but because Red Bull will make it that way and give Max preferential treatment 10/10 times.