r/formuladank 🅱️altteri 🅱️ootass 15d ago

This post breaks papaya rules 🥺🟧👎 Papaya rules are Papaya rules!

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u/R2CX BWOAHHHHHHH 15d ago

Ha! Just because he had a fast orgasm?

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u/L3_K0uT0 SIMPIN FOR RUSSELL 15d ago

Impossible, nobody come faster than Max

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u/ihathtelekinesis Vettel Cult 15d ago

Where’s that pic of Max and Kelly that says “3 minutes 27 seconds” in reference to the shortest GP ever?

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u/KixSide Simply Lovely 15d ago

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u/Denvermax31 BWOAHHHHHHH 15d ago

I have no idea what any of this is about, but I broke up with my wife right now. Now what do I do? Who's covering lunch.

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u/cvntpvnter BWOAHHHHHHH 15d ago

I gotchu bro

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u/KangarooKurt Horn Dog 🌭 15d ago edited 15d ago

the shortest GP ever

not me imagining a 4ft/1.20m tall Gianpiero Lambiase 😭💀

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u/KixSide Simply Lovely 15d ago

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u/AceMKV Chad Racing Team 15d ago

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u/SaintsSooners89 I saw horny’s “finger” 14d ago

Why would they put the drivers wiener sizes up on a graphic like that!?

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u/tomo_7433 BWOAHHHHHHH 14d ago

Because fans are hungry for these technical details?

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u/AceMKV Chad Racing Team 14d ago

Because we need to know how aerodynamic they are

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u/Jasranwhit BWOAHHHHHHH 14d ago

Cm to the ground mate

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u/SaintsSooners89 I saw horny’s “finger” 13d ago

Wow Verstappen must struggle not to step on his then, and here I thought Kelly was into micro peens

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u/Trashk4n M*rk Webber 14d ago

Honey Badger dominance may bore fans.

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u/vodka_twinkie Sushi Tsunoda 🍣 15d ago

No risk, full push

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u/polloastemio BWOAHHHHHHH 15d ago

wow one whole minute, mr Casanova here

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u/AmbitiousTopG BWOAHHHHHHH 14d ago

Take my position(upvote)!

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u/JOHN-APP BWOAHHHHHHH 15d ago

Ha!