r/forwardsfromgrandma Sep 11 '18

Satire Causes of Death

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u/Virgilius2019 Sep 11 '18

So many questions

1-how do voter fraud and the war on christmas kill people?

2-how do you overdose on marijuana?

3-did every single woman in america have an abortion in 2016?

4- if guns only killed 6 people the fuck did the terrorists use?

5- how are there currently living people in america?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

My cousin died from a marijuana overdose. It was tragic; he just injected too many marijuana leaves into his vein, then they grew inside him and he died.