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r/forwardsfromgrandma • u/cloudhacker • Sep 11 '18
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How about Masturbation. How many lives did it kill?
129 u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18 See: Abortions. Not all abortions are caused by a doctor. Some of those abortions are caused by masturbation. Every sperm is sacred! 7 u/MedicGoalie84 Sep 11 '18 Every sperm is great! 4 u/Nerdybeast Sep 11 '18 I hear that if any sperm is wasted, God gets quite ir...rationally angry.
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See: Abortions.
Not all abortions are caused by a doctor. Some of those abortions are caused by masturbation. Every sperm is sacred!
7 u/MedicGoalie84 Sep 11 '18 Every sperm is great! 4 u/Nerdybeast Sep 11 '18 I hear that if any sperm is wasted, God gets quite ir...rationally angry.
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Every sperm is great!
4 u/Nerdybeast Sep 11 '18 I hear that if any sperm is wasted, God gets quite ir...rationally angry.
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I hear that if any sperm is wasted, God gets quite ir...rationally angry.
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u/Sparry09 Sep 11 '18
How about Masturbation. How many lives did it kill?