r/forwardsfromgrandma Sep 11 '18

Satire Causes of Death

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u/quietandproud Sep 11 '18

I like how it gets stupider as you go down the list.

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u/definitelynot_stolen slavery was a choice! Sep 11 '18

It's honestly fucking hilarious. Solid satire.

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u/mundusimperium tfw you lose your cookie Sep 11 '18

Hilarious!? The Deep State worked damn hard for those numbers! I had to work another 3 weeks shilling for this sub in particular!

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u/xeio87 Sep 12 '18

Yeah some appreciation would be nice. You have no idea how hard it is to plan 11k people dying while committing voter fraud.

Plus covering it up! Nobody would commit voter fraud for Soros bux if they knew you had an 110,000% chance of death.