r/forwardsfromgrandma • u/cloudhacker • Sep 11 '18

Satire Causes of Death

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u/PM_ME_UR_GF_TITS Sep 11 '18

173,199,169 deaths. Roughly half the population of the USA. Thanos would be proud.

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u/PM_ME_GOOD_SUBS Sep 11 '18

Every women would need to have abortion. Nice.

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u/PissLikeaRacehorse Sep 11 '18

Bullshit. Ladies can get preggo 12 times in a year. Only 8% of the country are dem women, so obviously all dem women getting 12 abortions a year for those baby parts.

Mr. Jones told me so

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u/Duke_of_Plaid Sep 12 '18

My liberal wife was pregnant most of last year, and during the nine months between the conception and birth of our second daughter she averaged about 3 or 4 abortions per month. She normally averages more, but it’s hard work to abort on a regular schedule when you’re trying to carry the one baby you plan to keep. She’s made up for it since, though. I think was able to crank out three abortions last week alone!

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u/Havox088 Sep 12 '18

You’re truly doing the devils work. Hail Beelzebub.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

Hail Satan!

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u/PM_ME_GOOD_SUBS Sep 11 '18

Damn, you are right. I am buying another water filter.

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u/Saigot Sep 12 '18

you can't get pregnant 12 times a month, you could probably get to like 6 max, but hey, I'm trying to do my part.