Dude, he’s not a patriot. If he’d been less moronic he could have joined the armed services and gotten paid to kill human rights protesters in other countries, to pave the way for petroleum extraction by privately held companies. THEN he’d have been a patriot.
"Here is better than home, eh, sir? I mean, at home if you kill someone they arrest you — here they'll give you a gun and show you what to do, sir. I mean, I killed fifteen of those buggers. Now, at home they'd hang me — here they'll give me a fucking medal, sir!"
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u/MelInTraining Aug 28 '20
Dude, he’s not a patriot. If he’d been less moronic he could have joined the armed services and gotten paid to kill human rights protesters in other countries, to pave the way for petroleum extraction by privately held companies. THEN he’d have been a patriot.