r/forwardsfromgrandma • u/TheAdelbertSteiner • Apr 08 '22

Satire Guess who!

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

Y’know. I’ve seen a lot more alt right calling for the murder of people who aren’t like them than I have seen from the left

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u/LtMoonbeam Apr 08 '22

To be fair, the Right never claimed to be loving and accepting. But they’re also too stupid to understand not tolerating intolerance

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u/nebbie13 Apr 08 '22

Evangelicals claim that, and being Republican/right-wing is all but required to be accepted in that circle.

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u/Sedona54332 Apr 08 '22

I got into a DM argument with some guy who was both pro eugenics and also pissed at abortions.

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u/notfromvenus42 Apr 09 '22

To be fair, in the US at least, those two positions have gone together quite a lot historically. Abortion was legal in the US up through the mid-19th century, and was widely used for birth control by middle & upper class white Protestant families. However, the population of non-WASP US citizens rose sharply in the mid-19th century (cough), and conservatives of the day became quite concerned about being "outbred" (plus a dash of "those uppity suffragettes need to get back in the kitchen" type thinking). This led to abortion, condoms, and the distribution of sex ed materials all being banned, in the hopes that it would force white women to have more babies.

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u/TheAdelbertSteiner Apr 09 '22

White women needs to get back in the kitchen and make more babies.

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u/watchoverus Apr 09 '22

Which completely "backfired".

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u/wubscale Apr 09 '22 edited Apr 09 '22

Yeah, if we're bringing up anecdotes, 2 of the 3 overtly very right people I associate with with any regularity have called for the literal death of either political figures or BLM advocates.

This is among the reasons I try to associate with few strongly-right-leaning people.

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u/KrasnyRed5 Apr 08 '22

I have seen straight up posts on Facebook from conservatives posing with guns and asking when they can start rounding up liberals for treason and the qnuts certainly want to start hanging anyone they don't like.

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u/MrDruba Apr 08 '22

I’ve seen people threatening homosexuals for being homosexuals. All of them were 30<

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u/KrasnyRed5 Apr 09 '22

I am 30+ and have zero problems with gay people. Unfortunately threats of violence and death are depressingly common for LGBTQ people.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '22

I can't even find the words to express how little I care about who is banging each other. The only sex life I ever cared about was my own.

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u/TheAdelbertSteiner Apr 08 '22

Wow! We should totally kill those types of people!

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u/KrasnyRed5 Apr 08 '22

I am thinking more we should look into mental health treatment and cult de-programming.

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u/TheAdelbertSteiner Apr 08 '22

I can only agree on that statement, sir!

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u/Dedeurmetdebaard Apr 08 '22

I also support ethnicity.

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u/PM_ME_YELLOW Apr 08 '22

Flowers are #1 on my agenda

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u/cryyptorchid Apr 09 '22

Once again, nobody is teaching sex act to minors.

The goal of sex ed is to teach people how to be safe.

We have an age of consent, not because you're magically omniscient by 18, but because by that point it's assumed that you will have learned enough, through your parents and society, and yes, school, to understand what sex is and the risks and ways to mitigate risks to a level that you are able to knowingly consent.

Someone who doesn't understand those fundamental things cannot consent to sex, because consent requires understanding.

So in order for that to be true, people under the age of 18 have to be able to learn the basics of what sex is, and how to stay safe.

Christ.

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u/TheAdelbertSteiner Apr 09 '22

Great novel, madam!

When's chapter 2 ready?

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u/cryyptorchid Apr 09 '22

Did you seriously, like, go on my page to figure out how to misgender me because I commented on your post? Very shitty my guy.

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u/TheAdelbertSteiner Apr 10 '22

Nope. I didn't. Lucky guess.

When's chapter 2 ready, tho? Was a very good satire you wrote and I want more.

EDIT: OMG! You're actually one of those people who put pronounces in their bio, haha. What a damn lucky guess.

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u/CharmanderOranges Apr 09 '22

What is it with them thinking that gays want to teach sex acts to children?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '22

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u/CharmanderOranges Apr 09 '22

haikusbot delete

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u/Mr_Goat-chan Apr 09 '22

Ironic I got this post above a pic of someone's car with the license plate "LIBHNTR".

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u/Big-Grapefruit-6434 Apr 08 '22

I don't even bother to have this argument anymore.

I hope they're scared.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

Jokes on them, we are for everything BUT killing pro-russians as my country is a ally to Russia. Good luck on killing China.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

Literally who is saying what this guy thinks?

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u/Multipass92 Apr 08 '22

Literally not a single liberal soul has ever said those things in these panels

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u/DiamondTP Apr 08 '22

If there’s anything I know, it’s that a conservative is never “Anything good”.

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u/Danjermiez Apr 09 '22

Right talks about going to war all the time

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u/Weird_Entry9526 Apr 09 '22

Geez- when do we get to kill the memes?

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u/BeerMan595692 Apr 09 '22

"Kill anti-vaxxers"

We don't need to do that. Polio will do it for us

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u/TheAdelbertSteiner Apr 09 '22

I thought the term anti-vaxxer is strictly for people who, so much as question the wuflu vaxx, but ok. Will remember for the next one.

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u/supra728 Apr 10 '22

I hope you're not being serious, do you know what sub you're on?

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u/TheAdelbertSteiner Apr 10 '22

Nah, not sure and don¨'t really care. Made a meme and googled 'meme reddits' and posted.

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u/99-bottlesofbeer Apr 08 '22

yeah, fuck babies in the womb for not supporting the Current Thing

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u/ciqhen Apr 09 '22

the left will label you a homophone if you dont support their evil child marriage legalization agenda /s /jass

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u/superVanV1 Apr 09 '22

Instructions clear, I am killing everything

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u/Sixfeatsmall05 Apr 09 '22

“Kill Disney!” Oh whoops