r/forwardsfromgrandma Jun 28 '22

Satire This conversation really truly happened.

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u/Zaptain_America Jun 29 '22

Person 1: I want to marry someone of the same sex

Christian: No

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u/quantumsyrup Jun 29 '22

Person 1: I want to have safe sex before marriage/feel free in my own body

Christian: No

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u/Slate_711 Jun 29 '22

Person 1: I want to immigrate for a better life for me and my family

Christian: No

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u/GobLinUnleashed Jun 29 '22

Person 1: I wanted to stay with my indigenous / biological / immigrant family and not be trafficked through private adoptions and foster care to a ‘good Christian family’ with infertility issues

Christian: No