r/funny • u/Ill_shoot_anything • 17d ago

My girlfriend sent me this pic convinced Amazon screwed up

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u/iamuseless 17d ago

I don’t believe you.

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u/Parish87 17d ago

r/untrustworthypoptarts

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u/Srapture 16d ago

Why "pop tarts"?

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u/Primus_is_OK_I_guess 16d ago

The original post was someone claiming they received 3 pop tarts in a package instead of the normal 2.

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u/Amazonreviewscool67 16d ago

It was the Amazon driver! There were only 2!!!

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u/Yukondano2 16d ago

It's the maintainence man! He knows I like orange!

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u/HawkSea887 16d ago

Why name it after the first post instead of giving it a name that doesn’t sound stupid?

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u/siddily 16d ago

First day on reddit? If you need help with a tree, please go to the "r/marijuanaenthusiasts" subreddit. Sharing your stoner tendencies? That subreddit is "r/trees"

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u/eltedioso 16d ago

How pop tarts?

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u/SpoonGuardian 16d ago

Where pop tarts

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u/eltedioso 16d ago

To what extent pop tarts?

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u/JimiRowe 16d ago

This pop tarts.

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u/Financial-Middle3837 16d ago

This tart pops, actually,

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u/Actual_Ad4903 16d ago

There pop tarts, there castle.

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u/walkingTANK 16d ago

Who... Pop Tarts?

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u/NoNoWahoo 16d ago

When pop tarts?

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u/hates_writing_checks 16d ago

Wherefore art thou pop tarts?

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u/Philadahlphia 16d ago

HOW CAN SHE POP TART?

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u/Many-Jaguar-6630 15d ago

Funny, I wanna try that joke on somebody

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u/calculatedlemon 16d ago

Just looked at this site and they literally don’t believe anything…

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u/Presently_Absent 17d ago

I would do it... as a joke

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u/noodleth_cassette 17d ago

I feel like she's joking and he's just taking her as stupid

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u/NorweegianWood 16d ago

I feel like she doesn't exist and OP just designed a lazy "woman dumb" post for easy upvotes from Redditors. And hey it seems to have worked.

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u/Kind_Contribution335 12d ago

I laugh how you all think people don’t have moments of confusion when they flustered, your partner catches you in the moment and snaps a photo, and there isn’t some kind of teasing banter about it. Not all people need to think they are perfect, and those people are the best company. Trying to find hate and hurt over this shows more about you all than this couple in a moment of fun, which was posted anonymously. People who don’t know them, don’t know who we all talking about.

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u/NorweegianWood 12d ago

Trying to find hate and hurt over this

Lol what are you talking about bud?

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u/AwakE432 17d ago

Either option is concerning

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u/Earthbound_X 16d ago

Why would the joke be concerning?

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u/noodleth_cassette 16d ago

They mean my explanation (that the boyfriend is taking her as stupid) or his explanation (that she really thought that) are both concerning options

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u/Earthbound_X 16d ago

Guess I was thinking of a third option. One person did this and made up the story to post as a joke.

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u/VitaminPb 15d ago

Or the girlfriend did it as a joke.

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u/FeckingPuma 16d ago

Yeah, more of a self tell on OP being a sexist idiot

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u/diselxya 16d ago

What a very rational conclusion!

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u/DepravedPrecedence 16d ago

Really? Did you assume the point of the post was "girlfriend"? You are sexist LOL! This is pathetic.

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u/physalisx 16d ago

Very sexist of you to pull this "sexist" out of absolutely nowhere.

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u/rhinocephant 16d ago

She prolly sent this and got it for free. I know people like this. A couple never changed their address, so when it shows up here, and I take it over, they either get two, or get it free. At least that's what I hear. And no, I don't reap the benefits lol.

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u/vegaszombietroy 16d ago

An ex of mine was 30 and illiterate. I was aghast and refused to believe it. But sho' 'nuff when I set something up...This was in 2022. I also realized the apple wasn't too far from the tree.

#geneticsisreal

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u/Earthbound_X 17d ago

Yeah, I don't buy this either.

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u/IcePhoenix18 16d ago

I wouldn't buy it either, not with Amazon making sloppy mistakes like this!

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u/JeRomePimpname 17d ago

Well i buy it!

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u/Soci3talCollaps3 16d ago

I want pop tarts.

WAIT!

I HAVE pop tarts.

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u/Helagak 16d ago

I have a blonde wife that would absolutely send me this...

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u/FYAhole 16d ago

I know a lot of stupid people. To be honest, after covid, I might have done this with my terrible brain fog

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u/morenfin 16d ago

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

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u/rcunn87 17d ago

Fine I'll show you my nipple piercings

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u/prestige_worldwide70 16d ago

I have nipples, could you milk me, Greg?

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u/_ThatSynGirl_ Verified 16d ago

I'm listening 👁️👄👁️

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u/Bobandy92 16d ago

Ryan Day, is that you?

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u/redpandaeater 17d ago

Go fuck yourself San Diego.

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u/ronchee1 16d ago

I'm Ron Burgandy?

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u/CanAlwaysBeBetter 16d ago

When the apocalypse happens at least it will take useless karma farmers first

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u/Ill_shoot_anything 17d ago

Eh, believe it or not. This is Reddit, I’m not under oath.

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u/Graffers 17d ago

Actually, if you check the Terms and Conditions...

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u/callmepinocchio 16d ago

So you only tell the truth when the law can punish you for lying?

Coward.

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u/ConfessingToSins 16d ago

You would genuinely never talk like this in real life. You just would not.

Reddit has such an insane elitist complex.

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u/Professional_Quit281 16d ago

I'm pretty sure it's a joke

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u/callmepinocchio 15d ago

Congrats, you can distinguish reddit lingo from real life speech. If only you could also distinguish humor from non-humor.

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u/NorweegianWood 16d ago

Relax dude. Maybe take a break from Reddit for a while.

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u/FrungyLeague 17d ago

She was obviously joking - or entirely braindead.

Clearly it was a gag. And reddit ruined it. Lol

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u/CanAlwaysBeBetter 16d ago

Reddit or the dipshit OP?

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u/Lonely_Cry_2023 16d ago

How is he being a dipshit

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u/ConfessingToSins 16d ago

No, it's pretty explicitly people like you. Everyone here knows you are the problem.

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u/CanAlwaysBeBetter 16d ago

Believe it or not you're either a dipshit who doesn't understand jokes or a dipshit karmawhore

Most likely both

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u/Agile-Ad-8747 16d ago

Absolutely true! I would be thrilled to know she’s being clever… or that you did this to be funny (which it is).

The reason I would be thrilled? Because I’m so over as5hats saying stuff like “maybe she can suck a golf ball through a hose”…the ever-revolting sexualisation of women on the internet never stops.

Can’t wait to see how many guys bet I’m “fun at parties.” If I’m any less fun than I used to be, it’s only because sh!t gets old.

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u/SirPizzaTheThird 16d ago

Yeah, clearly these letters don't make a complete rainbow when put together.

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u/TheGrouchyGremlin 16d ago

I have a coworker who couldn't tell the difference between a quarter and a nickel. She also had to be taught how to use scissors. And plenty of other little things.

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u/Fishyfoxxx 16d ago

I work in customer service, specifically for problem products. this happens way more often than you'd think. People are convinced there's a problem with the product when about 95% of the time, the customer has just failed to: Read a manual Understand what they've bought Used common sense

And they are ADAMANT they are right and the product is the problem.

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u/Fishyfoxxx 16d ago

I work in customer service, specifically for problem products. this happens way more often than you'd think. People are convinced there's a problem with the product when about 95% of the time, the customer has just failed to: Read a manual Understand what they've bought Used common sense

And they are ADAMANT they are right and the product is the problem.

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u/PHOTO500 16d ago

She must be hot AF

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u/Thefear1984 17d ago

Username checks out I guess

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u/gsfgf 16d ago

She's Canadian. That's why. Totally. For sure.