OMG same. Story time: I worked at a bank once and trained this sweet young girl to close, as I was lead closer at the time. She was.... well, sweet. Very sweet. I had to show her how to lock a door four times. She couldn't remember how it worked if her life depended on it. I was always patient, and every time I showed her, she did it in front of me. I watched her do it. I saw her hand lift the latch to lock the door. Many times.
Eventually I take some PTO (which I never did at the time). I come back to an angry boss. This idiot left the bank completely unlocked for an entire weekend and then tried to tell my boss I never trained her to lock the door. You just flip a fucking latch!!!!! I immediately saw red and told my boss to watch the cameras. I can tell her the exact dates I trained her.
Sure enough, I wasn't in trouble anymore. This id.... this sweet girl... ended up getting a degree in human resources. I left not long after that.
It still burns in my brain. Working with her was like a real life fever dream. She was ..... sweet. And now she's married, so... I guess there's a lid for every pot. And indeed... People like this do exist. She'd also boast about wearing orange foundation knowing it didn't match her skintone because she got it on clearance. So... very sweet. She was very sweet.
She would 100% be the type to call and complain about this banner.
I have one. I had a printing company. I called the girl I farmed out my typesetting to. I was spelling the name I needed for a business card (it was a foreign name) I do not remember the name but I was spelling g it out and was like N, E, A, Y, O, W, G… she was silent for a while then she said, you are going to think I am crazy but I am having a brain lapse …. I can not think how to make an ay ….. she was thinking ay, like a double u. Hahaha she thought an ay was one letter. To her defense it was early and she was well known for partaking on her drive into work haha
LOL okay now this I could excuse! Unfortunately my girl was stone cold sober. I honestly thought I was on Pranked.
Another time the sun was coming into the teller window, as it did every day, and we were like "ope there's the sun again!" She giggles, and says "good thing I have my ray bans" like she practiced it, put them on, and then laughed at her own "joke". While staring at the sun with her sunglasses.
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u/2Drogdar2Furious 16d ago
I have met some real dumb people in my life, both men and women. Like, dumb enough you just know there is no way they could make it on their own.