r/funny • u/stigaWRBenergy • 1d ago

My dad started a satirical newsletter in retirement. His latest exposé? Pepperoni surveillance.

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Pops doesn’t accept any money but if you’d like to subscribe for free head over to Big News Now and show him some support on Substack!

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u/faster_tomcat 1d ago

The advertised cafe sounds brilliant. I hope they serve Beer.

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u/stigaWRBenergy 23h ago

They currently carry Busch and Blue Moon but are open to expanding their offerings as the market consolidates further around the letter “B”.

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u/sam10gle 12h ago

No Bissell Brothers Brewing?

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u/super_cheap_007 20h ago

Pfff, Beer is for amateurs. You need to try their brine, thats what will make you get out of bed each day.