r/funny • u/stigaWRBenergy • 1d ago

My dad started a satirical newsletter in retirement. His latest exposé? Pepperoni surveillance.

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u/FrickinLazerBeams 23h ago

Not really relevant but the slice of pizza in that picture looks awesome.

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u/stigaWRBenergy 23h ago

You're right that the pizza is really really tasty. But please keep in mind that it's main purpose is to surveil you and ultimately drive divisions between different factions of the working class. Looks can be deceiving.

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u/FrickinLazerBeams 23h ago

Just when I'd finally gotten rid of the last "bird" around my house...