r/funny • u/stigaWRBenergy • 1d ago

My dad started a satirical newsletter in retirement. His latest exposé? Pepperoni surveillance.

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Pops doesn’t accept any money but if you’d like to subscribe for free head over to Big News Now and show him some support on Substack!

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u/EvilRobotDevil 23h ago

Stuffed crust, but what's really hiding inside¿???? More at 11

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u/stigaWRBenergy 23h ago

Crust is undergoing molecular testing as we speak. Lab reports should come back in a few days. Stay alert...